WE’RE THE F’ING GUARDIANS!!!

@suzyputrid It’s Ronnie

I think your favorite rolling stones second guitarist says a lot about you

@jakebrodes Mine said I don’t hear a single 😕

when labels killed the noble A and R man that’s kind of when good rock music “died.” For like 30 years virgin/interscope would pay a cool affable coke head to walk up and down the sunset strip or greenwich and find the future of culture in some seedy bar or club.

@ESPNInsights iancarlo Stanton?

MLB Opening Day Trivia ⚾️ Aaron Jude has 364 HR since the start of 2017. Who rounds out the top 3 in HR over that span? Comment below with your guesses 👇

@JRamEnjoyerr Bob forever

I could run through a wall right now

Ken Burns should do a series on the Great Lakes

@CleGuardians They have 90 wins in them. I refuse to believe they don’t.

Our 2026 Opening Day roster is set. 🚨 #GuardsBall

@DannyDeraney @HighPointU We got it too. Figured it was a coincidence.

Shout out to High Point University's PR Team. A school nobody heard of a week ago, and they take advantage of their March Madness status by sending my kid an enrollment flyer. Well done @HighPointU

@Jeopardy What is Juneau

Homophones galore... ✨

@exhaustdata Did they have to recut this to include members of the Space Force?

@TheTennisLetter Don’t give up! You put racquet up there it goes back over.

Jannik Sinner accidentally hits Alex Michelsen with a ball during their match in Miami. 😭😭😭

@ZackMeisel Derp. Hi I’m a national “expert” who says the Guardians will go 76-86 and finish fourth. Derp.

CJ Kayfus, Angel Martínez and Colin Holderman have all made the Guardians' Opening Day roster, barring any final external transactions. Here's the tentative roster:

@FLOTUK We thank uncle Joe before he left for signing the law that lets us take Gvt pensions AND SS from earlier private sector jobs. Used to have to just … forfeit most of the SS you paid for.

For many of us, our parents are retiring and the pensions they’re receiving……boy.

@Jeopardy Who is Livingston?

How well do you know your historic Americans? 🇺🇸

@UmuofiaPresiden @lospectra_ That is a terrible shirt

@lospectra_ this should be No.1

Ranking the Top 16 most beautiful jerseys for the 2026 world so far: 1. France

@CarewEucker @DjokovicFan_ Has Alcaraz folded one?

@DjokovicFan_ Roger struggled as a hot head when he was young. Matured as he got older, wiser. Though every now and then it would re emerge. Nadal is the only championship level player I’ve never seen throw or break his racket.

The day Djokovic broke Federer. 17 years ago in Miami, Djokovic was playing so well that he made Federer smash his racket in rage. The crowd booed and turned on Roger and started cheering for Novak. Djokovic defeated Federer by a score of 3-6 6-2 6-3.

@scoopmalinowski It’s like The Weeknd. All the talent in the world but he’ll never be MJ or even Bruno Mars because he’s a snooze.

@DarrellDawson Its intriguing how such a talented player can be so uninteresting to watch.

All the fancy packaging, positive propaganda, phony awards failed to manufacture Sinner into a profitable attraction. Those efforts must be directed to other players.

@scoopmalinowski Absolutely does not help that his rival is one of the most charismatic champions the sport has ever seen.

@km_orion @ExtremeCen80240 @AlecMacGillis Buddy he just wanted to drop some racism.

@ExtremeCen80240 @AlecMacGillis Easton has always been in Columbus. It's inside 270 and around four miles from the nearest corporate limit of New Albany even with NA's current boundaries, even more so when Easton was built in the '90s. Easton and NA have zero to do with one another.

Incredible before and after shots of New Albany, Ohio (near Columbus), which has become one of the country's biggest data center hubs. This is just five years.

@AlecMacGillis Intel