Justin Klekamp

10/7/20: 11-day-old Kendra had her 1st (and most complex) of 3 open-heart surgeries. That night she suffered cardiac arrest, was given CPR for 45 minutes, then placed on ECMO life support. "We won't yet know the extent of any brain damage." Today she started preschool 🥹

Shoutout Reds Country

In terms of urbanism Cincinnati is one of the best cities in the United States.

Nobody does Opening Day better than Cincinnati

@OhioDebtDealer Always feel optimistic on opening day

@JustinKlekamp How you feeling about tomorrow’s game?

Man this is beautiful

@JulieChangRE Love it

Wow the whole house is a vibe Do you like it or is too much for you?

@OhioDebtDealer Haha no, posted when UK hit a buzzer beater earlier. They get rowdy for this stuff over here, it’s a different world 😅

@JustinKlekamp Seriously??

Just felt an earthquake in Kentucky 😳

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@zack_cozart Well damn

Check out Krivsky’s drafts too

@jamesonhaslam I see donuts but I don’t hate it

would you guys be supportive of me using these nipples tiles on the porch facade

The only way to perfect nacho architecture is to make them at home, on a big ass sheet pan, in one layer

@DamianCr0ss @CountDankulaTV Adams county OH is probably as MAGA as it gets

@CountDankulaTV Don't say "for bullshit reasons". He got targeted cause he's MAGA.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@LeasingSoCalCRE @TheDegenWeekly I crush this once a week haha, it’s right up there with Skyline on the rotation

@TheDegenWeekly The one restaurant I miss while living in CA. The Dagwood is life changing!! cc: @JustinKlekamp

Trying a cheesesteak from some place called Penn Station Subs. Never heard of it - I think it’s an Ohio thing? Looks good! Will be back with a review.

@TheDegenWeekly It’s so good

@zack_cozart Has always seemed like just a genuinely awesome human

I’d like to think I had a tiny impact on Geno as a teammate of his when he was just getting started … but this kid has always been an amazing teammate, person, and ball player … congrats Venezuela and especially Geno 💪🏻

@JulieChangRE I didn’t know what he looked like until I saw a piece on 60 Minutes a couple years ago Very cool, and a fascinating mind

I did not know what Rick Rubin looked like so I had to share

@robbiehendricks With strip malls they just say “don’t worry it’s NNN, the dog groomer will pay it” 🫠

Just reviewed a broker OM for a little C class deal. Lots of experience in this submarket, small enough that we'd buy ourselves without LPs. Broker OM Assumptions: 4% Annual Rent Growth 0% Property Tax Reassessment 95% Economic Occupancy What's your takeaway?

@iononrecourse @moseskagan @Sarawacu Didn’t know they had old coots back then

@moseskagan @Sarawacu Old Tahoe is American exceptionalism

Pool at Lake Tahoe, California (1959) Slim Aarons

@moseskagan Especially tough with fully occupied retail properties. I might know instinctively that a property would benefit from $100k capex on landscaping or something, but there’s no leasing activity in the near term to tell me it worked!

One reason small businesses (including mine!) often under-invest: Textbooks often treat business reinvestment opportunities like certainties (spend X on marketing, generate Y in incremental gross profit). In real life, the choice is more like: “reasonable chance this $100k grows revenue by an unknown %age” vs. “the certainty I own a new boat” - For more on real estate and small business, join my mailing list at moseskagan.com