Nick
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Nick
@Justnick752
I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie world. I think I'm witty when drunk, and drunk when witty. Sarcastic arse
Manchester, England Katılım Haziran 2019
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@nunaambon Hi. I'm European and couldn't give a shit about what you just did
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@Suzzy0310 He got out early. Lucky him. You knew his rules, which weren't actually unreasonable, pay your fair share. I'm sure you had standards too.
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My boyfriend insisted on splitting everything right down the middle. Dinner? Split. Movie tickets? Split. Even a single stick of gum from the convenience store had to be divided equally. One day I finally asked, “Why do we have to split everything?” “Because I want us to be equals,” he said. “Even the gum?” “Even the gum.” After six months, I’d gotten used to it. I told myself it was just his way of keeping things fair. Then my birthday arrived. “You’re treating me today, right?” I asked, smiling. “Split,” he answered. “Even on my birthday?” “Equals,” he said with a shrug. I looked at him for a long moment. “Being equals isn’t supposed to feel like this.” “What do you mean?” That night, we broke up. The next day…
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Quick message to anyone that advertises during s mobile game.
I'M NEVER GOING TO DOWNLOAD YOUR GAME.
On principle, because you've wasted my time.
#stopmobileads #stopads
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@IconicBase_ What's with the over produced vocals? So much echo. It's really hard to understand what they're singing at times. And the Express Yourself call back was fun once, but not by the end.
It's very average.
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@AlyssaJame77621 @Airaasayss You didn't ask how many living people were left, or that the bodies have been removed, so 20 living, 30 dead and the killer. 51
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Safe to say I'm far more excited about @LEGO_Group Rocking Flowers set released on Friday than any Madonna release
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@beyoncegarden Clearly the first thing she's does on a trip is unpack the outfits and filming equipment
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@caretaker201 I did that to my parent's patio doors. They've been trapped in there for 4 days now. But my cups are safe.
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