JyveTech
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JyveTech
@JyveTech
https://t.co/teLuJO1TID @[email protected]
Miami, FL Katılım Mayıs 2022
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@PulpLibrarian YESS!!! Read, re-read, and read again, over and over. Until the cat peed on it. Then just once more.
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Here's to all u beautiful people who have been down since Vaas. Thank u 💚🦂
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First look at Michael Mando as Scorpion in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’.
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How does it know the reason you dialed 911?
John O'Connell@jdpoc
Well, I just learned that in the UK, if you dial 911 because you’re a tourist, or you watch far too much American television, it automatically redirects to 999.
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Its happening!
What's better than a tank, a vertical tank :P
#mechwarrior #mechs #tanks #GodotEngine
GIF
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@ValeryReynaud @CountDankulaTV @grok A) The cops wouldn't have been as interested in stealing his cash as there's no asset forfeiture laws, which is what seemed to be some of the appeal.
B) A lawyer for the cops would have told them how bad this would be for them.
C) Cops in the UK need to be well educated.
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@CountDankulaTV @grok how would this go differently in the UK?
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The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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@MrCoreyJones @CountDankulaTV "yes" factual statement, it's true.
"No" so you knew it's not true, so it's just a parody.
"I don't know" you don't know if your wife is F'ing Afroman behind your back? Ok, lets call in the wife! make this more of a circus.
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My favorite part was when the officer was on the stand and Afromans attorney asked him if Afroman did sleep with his wife. His options were basically to decline it or say he didn't know (and ruin his case), or admit that Afroman fucked his wife. Lmao I don't think he really thought his case through before filing.
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for that much money you could buy four of these and the aircraft for all of them btw

Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Meta announces they'll be shutting down the Metaverse, after pouring $80,000,000,000.00 into the project.
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I don't mean to alarm anyone, but I've just finished a bottle of Worcestershire Sauce.
What happens now? Does this tear a hole in the space time continuum or something?
The last time this happened David Bowie, George Micheal, John Hurt and Professor Snape died.
Is there a number to call to something?
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@maxandpaddyline Sing this all the time down a certain aisle. Wifey pretends not to know me.
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@PawnDriver @SebAaltonen That's probably a lot of people just being... the usual. But I wonder if there's a % that are genuinely disturbed.
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@JyveTech @SebAaltonen If so that is what they need to be saying.
What I see 99% of the time right now is they will
1. Claim it looks like "dogshit"
2. "The reason it looks like dogshit is because I don't like AI."
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@slipgatecentral @galyonkin Totally expect that. And... it might not be a bad thing. Download a 1gb game, then pick the style you want, and let it create the assets around that theme. Spooky Horror, Hard Sci-Fi, Studio Ghibli. But the risk is that's ALL we get.
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@RestoreWooshire @GregBaldwinIroh GRATED strong chedder, and grill it till it bubbles.
And a teeny bit of Henderson's Relish on standby.

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@GregBaldwinIroh I like to put a dash of Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce into the beans when I'm heating them up, but I suspect that's just a regional quirk 😅

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Just spoke to @POTUS about our European allies’ unwillingness to provide assets to keep the Strait of Hormuz functioning, which benefits Europe far more than America. I have never heard him so angry in my life. I share that anger given what’s at stake.
The arrogance of our allies to suggest that Iran with a nuclear weapon is of little concern and that military action to stop the ayatollah from acquiring a nuclear bomb is our problem not theirs is beyond offensive. The European approach to containing the ayatollah’s nuclear ambitions have proven to be a miserable failure.
The repercussions of providing little assistance to keep the Strait of Hormuz functioning are going to be wide and deep for Europe and America.
I consider myself very forward-leaning on supporting alliances, however at a time of real testing like this, it makes me second guess the value of these alliances. I am certain I am not the only senator who feels this way.
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.@FR3NKD showcased this demo that looks like it was made in Unreal Engine 5 but was actually built in Godot.
Details: 80.lv/articles/this-…
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