κara ◡̈

i am so indecisive it hurts

being a girl is trying to respond to every comment in a different way so everybody feel special 😭😭

sunlight so nice i like to sit by the window like i'm one of the plants

putting the meow in homeowner

Losing an hour on international women’s day weekend. Naw that don’t sit right with me

Anyone have Phil’s address? I’m about to drive to Punxsutawney and square up on this rodent.

If you let them shenan once, they’ll shenanigan.

The silly goose in me sees the silly goose in you.

Challengers but it's pickleball with Martin Short, Meryl Streep and Steve Martin

they should invent a january that doesn’t drain your will to live

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

smashmouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming

they changed history here i'm sorry😭

imagine carrying a baby for 9 months and naming it Greg

I could lowkey really use a wish right now

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on: •Iced tea imported from England •Lifeguards imported from Spain •Towels imported from Turkey •And turkey imported from Maine

beavers discovering this : well damn