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Taking a break. Be back in a while.

@All7ForTheWish Good luck!

Wish me luck. Took a huge, difficult step. Rebuilt my resume from scratch, got it checked and checked again by some trusted friends, and then I sent if off into the world. Following up on a stellar lead for a new job and could use all the good vibes I can get. 🤞❤️

Sometimes I open my dog's giant food bag with a knife so she is impressed with my kibble hunting skills.

Parenting is just me bouncing between “go ask Mommy” and “don’t tell Mommy.”

I would much rather have a boring life than have to deal with half the problems your exciting life creates.

Geology rocks but geography is where it's at.

I'm not lazy. I just don't like going places or doing things.

I do all my own stunts in this episode.

Gardening update: Mulch was on sale. I might've bought enough to mulch every garden in the neighborhood. But damn, my garden beds look good.

@Wook316 Perfect!

@kb1gkn No..she did not. She got the toy Vanity set. 59 pieces. Her daddy is gonna love putting that together tomorrow.... hungover lol

I survived a 4yr olds Bday party. Oddly enough...I was the only sober one there ... adult wise...there Time to fucking change that!!!!

Twitter is where people who don't like people spend lots of time with other people.

Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the maskless during another covid outbreak, I will fear no evil: for death by climate change or nuclear apocalypse is also with me.

@alice_x_daniels Oh come on now, we're on Twitter, clearly there are no women in our lives.

are you idiots tweeting while you're inside a woman??

@DaniBananica *adds new item to "life goals" list*

Stuck between I need to save money and I live only once.

[saying goodnight in French] me: bon nuit autocorrect: bone unit