karl Bates

The greatest Liam Gallagher story as told by Noel.

I can't believe it! The BBC reported at a peaceful pro-British protest where 250-300 Muslims turned up and charged at the police chanting 'Allahu Akbar' which enflamed tensions. Two-tier Keir's "far-right" narrative smashed by the BBC. 👀

Never even liked tennis anyway.

🗣️ 'You lot are getting absolutely SPANKED' Yeah, @EddieHearn is 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗗 𝗨𝗣 🔥 #QueensberryVsMatchroom | June 1 | Live on DAZN: Click link in bio to buy. #5vs5 | #RiyadhSeason | @Turki_alalshikh

@DAZNBoxing @EddieHearn @Turki_alalshikh Eddie Is Class! Saturday is going to be something else!

@LDotLTweets Cooks reunion down the Welly rd? 🤣🤣🤣

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@ScienceGuys_ @DeanoLukeman

Can anyone explain!

Anyone else get the feeling dazn want Taylor to win 😂😂

Your bird looks like Luke Ayling

@marks_andy @ntfc Shoe Army 👞

@ntfc @KBatesy9 our boys 💙💙

🌅Good morning #ShoeArmy. Report, reaction and images from last night are available over at ntfc.co.uk Hope you enjoyed it as much as these young supporters did!

@marks_andy @JonWalters19 Wow! Let the kids enjoy the game at grass roots/ local clubs! Only if they are exceptional and head and shoulders above other children the same age then push them on to academy’s.

@JonWalters19 @KBatesy9 gets worst these stats

Eye Opening… Staggering stats. 97% of former cat 1 academy players now aged 21 to 26 never made an EPL appearance. 70% weren't handed a pro contract at an EPL or EFL club. And only 1 in 10 went on to make more than 20 league appearances in the top four tiers of English football. From @DalglishPaul

@NoContextBrits Get the fuck in there 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Finally, a realistic beauty standard.

@TheFigen_ @Benjel85 this u in 3 weeks 🤣🤣

@marks_andy @RobsonKanu Just now! 🤣🤯

@KBatesy9 @RobsonKanu Haha when you see that today ?

Of all the children who play in football academies at the age of nine, fewer than 1% will make it professional at any level of the game. This is the biggest thing I’ve learnt from being in that 1% 🧵

@JamesStevens180 @RacingPost @CubeModularLtd @staylets1 @Benjel85 ???

🏘️ A Cheltenham Festival fan village is coming in 2023. It is made up of temporary units and will sleep around 300 racegoers from as cheap as £95 per person per night. There's ambitions to take it to Aintree and Epsom too. Read more @RacingPost 👉 racingpost.com/news/latest/gu…

@FC_rstats @Davebest123 this is what I was saying 🤣🤣🤣

This makes sense... agree?

When Deontay Wilder and Tyson Fury exchanged call-out messages before their trilogy fight… [📽️ @Tyson_Fury]

@ntfc @SamHoskins_14 @_leisureleagues @marks_andy 🔥

1⃣1⃣ Another game, another goal for @SamHoskins_14 - 11 for the season now and we are still in September. Thank you to @_leisureleagues for sponsoring Sam this season