KCUR Morning Host (the life of a radio guy)

A simple yet beautiful gesture. Loneliness is a terrible thing; it takes so little to ease one's burden. #bravo twitter.com/CNN/status/762…

@KCMagicNumber @CodyKMBC Welcome back!

#OpeningDay is tomorrow, and the #Royals begin the #KCMagicNumber countdown anew. The hope that comes with a new season is always special. Looking forward to our journey together this year, friends!

@danielleRoyalKC I’m not loving this. Not yet, anyway.

The temperature at Kansas City has reached 93 degrees tying the record for the warmest March day (for any date) in KC history (going back to 1888). This ties the record set way back on...checks notes...Saturday (3/21). #RecordBreakingKC

🤯The warmest March temperature ever recorded is possible this afternoon in Kansas City! We’ll shatter today’s record high of 85° set in 1991 and challenge the monthly all-time record of 93° set just this past Saturday. That said, we’ll go from air conditioners to furnaces over the next couple of days, with a freeze expected Saturday morning!

@aroog1278 Done.

My wife is in the hospital for breast cancer surgery. She has it in both breasts. Her prognosis is good since they caught it early, but cancer is still cancer. If you have a prayer to spare, aim it at Kim.

#BREAKING: Kansas head coach Bill Self is retiring, per sources. After 23 years and two national championships with the Jayhawks, the legendary coach has decided to call it a career. One of the hottest jobs in sports is now open.

TRAFFIC ALERT: Multi-vehicle accident has shut down I-435 NB (MO) and all cars are being forced off at Gregory. KCPD says not fatal, but injuries likely. #KCTraffic @kmbc @kmbctraffic

“You da man!” he softly whispered to himself when he saw that his generic bologna lunchable he brought to work for breakfast had six slices of fake cheese instead of five.

@QBgami Thatscrazyigami

Utterly wild Bowligami on display here. ✅ Meat + Rice for $9.99 (bought 1, getting 2) ❌ Rice + Meat for $9.99 (bought none) Will report back.

@BHanni Have a great call today, and ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK!

@feminaveritas !!!!!!

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@BHanni @KUJournalism Two men I admire and try to conduct myself after. Have a great call tonight, @BHanni !

Nobody does it better than the great Kevin Harlan. He’s set the bar for all Jayhawks coming out of the @KUJournalism School and quite frankly, for announcers everywhere. Congrats on nearly 30 years of being one of the signature Voices of March Madness. Rock Chalk!

If you were thinking that it was kind of warm outside today … you’re right.

@krassenstein @ScarletWasTaken Chuck Norris could make change for a penny.

RIP Chick Norris: FACTS about Chuck Norris: 1. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups… He pushes the Earth down. ⸻ 2.When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on — he turns the dark off. ⸻ 3.Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. ⸻ 4.Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience. ⸻ 5.Chuck Norris can divide by zero. ⸻ 6.There is no theory of evolution… just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. ⸻ 7.Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits. ⸻ 8.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. ⸻ 9.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. ⸻ 10.The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

Santa Clara v Kentucky … MADNESS!!!

@MrGeorgeWallace Sam would like a word, please.

Shout out to the top 5 pans in the world, frying, Peter, marzi, Ja and wings.

TRAFFIC ALERT: We warned you about slick spots on the roads, and we're seeing them on I-35 at Southwest Blvd. (KS). Several cars have spun out and one appears to be hanging off the road. Please drive safe @kmbc @kmbctraffic #kctraffic

Every time I hear Matt Berry’s voice announcing at The Oscars, I really hope for a reference to “New York Citayyyyy” somewhere. #oscar #OscarNight