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@noahforkansas Can't believe you haven't deleted this post yet. Or, should I say this lie?

When my son's lips turned blue, my wife and I had to pause and ask ourselves: can we afford the ambulance? No Kansas family should ever have that conversation.

@thistle_ki35141 @noahforkansas He's for sure going to delete this.

@noahforkansas Screenshotting this post for when it is inevitably deleted because you got dragged so badly for this insensitive comment

@KC_Sass @WillPHarrison Once you break the seal, you might as well order your drinks in the bathroom

@WillPHarrison Good lord, I say it everytime I’ve started drinking and am trying to avoid “breaking the seal” cause I’ll pee all damn night!

Is “breaking the seal” a thing with women? My girl hasn’t ever heard it before. We’re drinking beers at happy hour and I said “damnit I broke the seal” and she didn’t know what I meant.

@KC_Sass Can't go wrong. I wish their espresso martinis were a little better.

Ok, I was pursued by $2 mimosas to put pants on…

@KC_Sass I love spicy nights

Starting to look like it’s gonna get a little spicy tonight…

@Cat5SMASHICANE Damn! Had me feeling sorry for the snake.

I'm always surprised to see that cats are so good at fighting snakes. The snakes usually don't stand a chance. 🔥🔥🔥

@MahomeSZN Best mock that I've seen on X. Addresses 4 big needs in 3 rounds.

@dudenamedslip T-Rex at 9

Don’t talk to me about arm length Bain at 9

@LanceTHESPOKEN You can't put Bain and Bailey together. I would take Bailey over Downs or Tate. 1.Bailey 2. Tate 3. Downs 4. Bain

If all of these players end up still being available at Pick #9, who do you want the Chiefs to draft?

@imelizabethlane I can't believe all the pro Iranian ppl on this post. Iran literally killed 40,000 of its own ppl for demonstrating. Some dumb as ppl on X

The Israeli PM’s office says the assassination in the Iranian strike is fake news. They told this to Anadolu, but they failed to present Bibi’s recent location, a video, or anything else. We can wait until Bibi comes out and tells us he is alive and well. That of course if he is alive and well. Iran also claimed their leader was alive and while he was dead. So we prefer proof. :)

@KC_Sass @TheMike816 Hate 58. Gawd awful from 2 to 7

@TheMike816 Went with Firehouse. Didn’t feel like crossing over the bridge on 58 to get to Jersey Mikes…you know that traffic can be awful

What did you decide?

@KC_Sass Even Steven. Do Jersey Mike's today and firehouse next week.

Should I have Firehouse subs or Jersey Mike’s for lunch today?

@Arrowhead_Adam There is no need to toss in pick 40. Paying AJ's salary would be enough comp.

Old pals Brett and Howie swap a problem for a problem: Rashee Rice and pick 40 for AJ Brown and pick 122.

@KC_Sass There's nothing like a midnight thunderstorm.

I feel like it’s gonna be a long night here in KC.

@ArrowheadLive @ALTtheChef Is he, though? AJ has, on average, 4 good games a year. He's been a no-show in most of his games.

@ALTtheChef Because he’s substantially better than Moore and would’ve been a demon with Josh Allen

Why?

@BKLando_ Drafting Felix in round one to appease the local fanbase because the draft was in KC was his worst move.

The Chiefs will cut Nick Bolton after this year so we won’t even really have enough time to talk about how that was the worst move Brett Veach has ever made and it costed them a blue chip talent in 22

@kingdom_royals A person with a mental illness impacts everyone

Republicans are just pure of fucking hatred lmao. There is no way a transgender persons drivers license actually impacts you personally. It’s going to be comical how bad they lose the mid terms.

@codybtapp How is it evil?. I say not addressing mental illness is shameful and evil.

This is shameful and evil

@KC_Sass 😕

Mood.

@megynkelly Watched both games. As in any sport, the men's game is so much better to watch. Way more enjoyable. More exciting.

Just letting you know, you are required - REQUIRED - to enjoy women’s hockey as much as men’s (and to never make a joke about … possibly not) or you are a sexist pig.