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An excerpt from my book “Letters with Hunter: Fear and Loathing on Lockdown.” Elon doesn’t tolerate criticism of Trump so who knows how long this will be up. Starting all over again. Buy the ticket, take the ride. #Harris2024 #GONZO

What's your favourite Gif to use? I need some 😂

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@AntiTrumpMusk @mmpadellan

@mmpadellan Same . I post this and wonder the same question

Serious question: If I were to tweet "He is just so fucking stupid," would you immediately know who I'm talking about, without even saying his name?

@grantcohn Another year of Grant being an insufferable, know-nothing, clickbait twatwaffle.

Kaelon Black has some work to do in the pass game.

Let me see if I got this right, Justice Roberts.. Having Black districts is racist, but having all white districts is not?

@atrupar Rachel Scott is ABC News’ senior political correspondent, a USC Annenberg graduate who rose from making copies in 2016 to one of Washington’s most prominent journalists. She holds an Emmy, Peabody, and two Murrow Awards.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ In other words, fuck you Donald Trump.

@sensiblemoderat @goodbyeLMJ @Coach_Yac Did you miss the part about how their evaluation of him changed in that last two weeks?

@goodbyeLMJ @Coach_Yac I like the player — I’m just saying they’re clearly acknowledging they’re reaching a round

“The 49ers weren’t flying blind with their selection of De'Zhaun Stribling with the first pick in the second round of the draft.” — Albert Breer Albert’s thoughts on the 49ers drafting Stribling: “If you would have asked me before the draft began when I thought the Ole Miss receiver would be drafted, I’d have guessed he’d go 35th to the Titans. At that point, of course, I didn’t know Tennessee would take Carnell Tate fourth; I had them selecting LB Arvell Reese at 4 (their decision was between those two). And in an alternate reality in which Reese goes at 4, I believe Stribling would’ve been a real consideration at 35. That didn’t happen, but it’s an example of how Stribling was more highly thought of than the public knew. I got more proof of that prior to Day 2 of the draft, when a few coaches brought him up to me. And the truth is, for San Francisco, getting there on him was a process. Going into the final two weeks before the draft, the Niners viewed him as a really good talent, and probably a late second- or early third-round pick. That’s around when GM John Lynch and coach Kyle Shanahan started drilling down on prospects together. They saw a big receiver who ran 4.36 at the combine. They saw a player who came on late, starring in the playoffs, and talked to ex-Ole Miss coach Lane Kiffin, who conceded he was late to the party on Stribling, which limited him a bit early in the year, and that his offensive coordinator, Charlie Weis Jr., saw a special talent right away. They then went back deeper into his tape from Oklahoma State and saw more in-breaking routes, and Washington State, where they saw him star in the screen game. A more complete picture was coalescing. They also knew he probably wasn’t going in the first round. Meanwhile, there was a cluster of players they felt comfortable taking with the 27th pick, and they made the decision that if that pool of guys was drained by the time they got on the clock, trading down would be the right move. So the days before the draft, Lynch worked out terms on a trade down to 30 with Dolphins GM Jon-Eric Sullivan on the contingency that the players they were considering were gone. When they got on the clock, the aforementioned pool was empty, so they dealt the pick to Miami, who moved up to select San Diego State CB Chris Johnson. Then, ahead of getting on the clock at 30, they looked at Stribling, and figured one more move down would make sense. So San Francisco traded with the Jets, who moved up to select Indiana WR Omar Cooper Jr., and landed at the top of the second round. The Niners fielded calls at that catbird seat of 33, but the prices weren’t quite right and there was enough concern that other teams saw Stribling like they did, so Lynch and Shanahan pushed the button. The Niners had gotten themselves to a point where they didn’t want to lose Stribling at 33. Every year, they designate certain prospects who check every box from an athletic, football and character standpoint as “gold helmet” players. This year, they had 16 gold helmets, and Stribling was one of them. In addition, Shanahan’s vision for Stribling in his offense was crystal-clear, both in the short and the long term. To me, this is the sort of case you see closer to the draft every year, where a quiet drumbeat grows on a player and they wind up going before the public expects them to. Johnson, who went in the Niners’ original slot, is an example of that, as is Dallas’ second first-round pick, UCF edge rusher Malachi Lawrence. Time will tell whether Stribling is a reach. For now, I know the Niners feel pretty good about getting him.”

@SundaeDivine @drodvik52 Twatwaffle pancakes

Your Kentucky Derby horse name is: Your favorite word to describe Donald Trump + the last thing you ate.

@JoJoFromJerz @seanspicer But why let facts interfere with a masterminded MAGA assertion?

@seanspicer He is in fact, getting paid.

A Secret Service agent took a bullet last night - and he isn’t get paid because Democrats refuse to fund the Department of Homeland Security

@V4NSCS @TimHannan Well written. Kudos. Finely constructed.

@TimHannan So you’re democrat and you’re not so fucking stupid right? Oh, how politics make people so dumbass nowadays.

Trump supporters, why are you so fucking stupid?

@suestroud @mmpadellan @Swedishvat24951

@mmpadellan @Swedishvat24951 Extra points for perfect use of the word "rapturous."

Live your life in such a way that when someone hints at your eventual departure from Earth, the entire audience doesn't burst into rapturous applause. And you already KNOW who I'm talking about.

@TruePatriot421 @Joehd4070 @imarocker14 @EdKrassen Right

@KColganLives @Joehd4070 @imarocker14 @EdKrassen I sure am and it’ll be even greater soon enough!!!

BREAKING: This is escalating fast. These latest updates spell doom. • Saudi Arabia urging U.S. to ramp up attacks — may join the war • Iran just turned back 2 Chinese state-owned container ships in the Strait of Hormuz — despite China being on the “approved” list • Tehran now says ONLY ships carrying household goods, cars, clothing, or pharmaceuticals for Iran can pass • Only ~33% of Iran’s missiles destroyed after 1 month • Iran still has a “significant” arsenal + recoverable stock • Drone capability largely intact • Iran’s Supreme Leader has refused negotiations Trump screwed us.

@nunebomber @larsen_terry I know. I’m so immature. Go Giants.

@KColganLives @larsen_terry Team? Grow up.

Quick message to Clarence Thomas: Fuck you, you lying, crooked piece of shit.

@TruePatriot421 @Joehd4070 @imarocker14 @EdKrassen So… you’re happy with how things are going?

@KColganLives @Joehd4070 @imarocker14 @EdKrassen You just skipped over what I said what part of what he said isn’t true??? You bootlicking LIBRATS are so fucking pathetic!!!

@ScarlettMerlot @larsen_terry Bwahahahahaha. Despising Clarence Thomas isn’t racism. It’s just fucking common sense.

@larsen_terry Racist

@nunebomber @larsen_terry You’re Team Clarence Thomas? Genuinely asking.

@larsen_terry Fuck you

@PapaleoMspep @RichJohnsonNFL @grok Grok is water wet?

@RichJohnsonNFL @grok is this satire?

#Patriots RB TreVeyon Henderson releases a statement:

@TruePatriot421 @Joehd4070 @imarocker14 @EdKrassen You seem angry.

@KColganLives @Joehd4070 @imarocker14 @EdKrassen What part of what he said isn’t true you pathetic FUCKWAD

@Joehd4070 @imarocker14 @EdKrassen Contractions are clearly not a part of your repertoire.

@imarocker14 @EdKrassen Your confusing Trump with Biden who showered and more with his daughter according to her diary at least get the facts straight instead of trying to say that Trump is doing the stuff that the democrats are doing and have done for years their not the working man’s party anymore

@TheRealThelmaJ1 @gollum1419_g @TrevorSheatz I think their “minister” used to sell the ShamWow.

@TrevorSheatz This wins for creepiest post I have seen in a long time

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)