Madea’s thoughts

@Lasgiddy8 @FergieStandards I thought I was tweaking

@FergieStandards Wetin Rasmus dey find

Is that… it can’t be?

@MufcPr @MadridXtra He would’ve been a legend at United

@MadridXtra Crazy cause we probably wouldve been perfect for him

🗣️ James Rodriguez: “Nobody knows this… but after Real Madrid: I was going to go to Manchester United and Jorge (Mendes) tells me: 'Do you want to go to Bayern?'. And I say: 'Where am I going to play? Ribéry, Robben...'. He tells me: 'Carlo asked for you'. Carlo calls me and I tell him: 'I think I'm going to Manchester'. And he responds: 'Please Manchester? United is dead. You have to come here with me'.”

@GorgieskiNikola @markgoldbridge @bethTmufc The fact that he’s played every single premier league game this season and he was decent but im assuming you called me an idiot because you have nothing smart to say

@KGL_finest @markgoldbridge @bethTmufc What is positive you idiot???????

No Luke Shaw OR Lewis Hall?!?!

@England @FIFAWorldCup Fuck off

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@markgoldbridge @bethTmufc You’re the worst United fan ever, always trying to be like Scholes, Gary or Roy Keane; trying to be negative and shit

@bethTmufc Stop trying to slip Luke Shaw in to the shock

@HarryMaguire93 Tuchel is a clown that’s not going to win anything, you’re not missing out much; get some rest and get ready for next season

I was confident I could of played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had. I’ve been left shocked and gutted by the decision. I’ve loved nothing more than putting that shirt on and representing my country over the years. I wish the players, all the best this summer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@MarkJCarney All bark no bite, you don’t have enough balls to do anything

The abominable treatment of civilians aboard the flotilla, including that which is documented in footage shared by Itamar Ben-Gvir, is unacceptable. Canada’s Minister of Foreign Affairs has directed officials to summon the Israeli ambassador to demand assurances regarding the safety and security of Canadians involved. Canada has already imposed strict sanctions on Mr. Ben-Gvir, including asset freezes and a travel ban, in response to his repeated incitement of violence. The protection of civilians and respect for human dignity must be upheld everywhere, at all times.

@redbrasco @sanchezcastejon Blah blah blah the world knows who the real terrorists are

@sanchezcastejon Sadly, you are more concerned with the supporters of Hamas terrorism.

Las imágenes del ministro israelí Ben Gvir humillando a los miembros de la flotilla internacional en apoyo a Gaza son inaceptables. No vamos a tolerar que nadie maltrate a nuestros ciudadanos. En septiembre anuncié la prohibición de acceso al territorio nacional de este miembro del gobierno israelí. Ahora vamos a impulsar en Bruselas que estas sanciones se eleven a escala europea de manera urgente.

@Silentolls @WatcherGuru They don’t care

@WatcherGuru Im sorry conservatives but do you get why people try to take this guy out? Hes literally a thief raping and pillaging our country. Not saying its right but jfc I get why some people go there.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Trump-IRS settlement permanently blocks IRS from auditing tax claims for President Trump and his family, Politico reports.

@FabrizioRomano This guy gets paid 1.1 million to be a fan with the best view

🚨 Tom Heaton has agreed to sign a new one year deal at Man United, until June 2027.

@EricSpracklen When he said “we” he meant himself and his buddies, he has said on multiple occasions he doesn’t care about y’all

Why the f**k am I paying almost $5 a gallon?

@TheFergusonWay Any United player does that and it’s an automatic red

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@UEF_Podcast After Tchouameni knocked out Fede, his price tag should be lower, 40-50mil

•Tchouameni £70m •Baleba £60-70m •Mateus Fernandes £40-50m If these were our midfield signings this summer, will that suffice? 🤔

@FabrizioRomano @DAZNFutbol What an absolute fucking clown the guy is

🚨🔙 Raphinha had told Atletico Madrid fans after Barça got eliminated at the Metropolitano: “You’ll go home next round”. @DAZNFutbol 🎥

@TouchlineX Stone cold penalty and red but you know everything goes for Arsenal

🚨 PENALTY, YES OR NO?

@prodigalpirate @_seedneyy_ @centredevils @DiscoMirror You think a man that writes that nonsense would know what’s triple negative

@_seedneyy_ @hodari_ray @centredevils @DiscoMirror Christ, is that a triple negative? I've got a headache trying to work that out.

🚨🚨🌖| NEW: Manchester United fans are being urged to pay tribute to Diogo Jota with an applause on the 20th minute of Sunday's fixture vs Liverpool. [@DiscoMirror]

@HoustonRockets Jabari Smith can unpack his bag now

Final

@UtdFaithfuls That’s a clean fit, what are you on about?

His fashion sense kills me. 😭😭🤣 My keeperrrr!!!

@Adebayoadesanya Congratulations my brother

I bought my dream Car one month after becoming a Canadian citizen 🇨🇦 TOYOTA GRAND HIGHLANDER 2026 XLE HYBRID. It's beautiful! It's Luxury!! It's worth the wait!!!