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when i was in high school someone recorded the sound of the school bell on their flip phone in an attempt to try to end class earlier. because we all had piece of shit flip phones they were extremely loud and this worked. sounded just like the regular bell. mp3 got sent around school and you’d be sitting in English class watching the clock and suddenly the bell rang two minutes early. teacher had no clue. thought it was a fluke. people got overconfident and started ringing the last bell early. whole classes start walking out 10 minutes early. principal trying to figure out what is wrong with the bells. this went on for a week or two until someone got caught and the teachers started having to watch the clocks so we didn’t Trick them. they had to staff people to watch the exits bc we succeeded in Tricking them. truly peak millennial experience, phones were perfect and should have stopped advancing there.
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@NoFilterSkin Right!? It's excessive. We can already see they liked it beneath the photo.
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DNA is really so crazy. Have y’all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it said he wasn’t the father? The mother insisted he was the dad, so they repeated the test multiple times, and it kept saying the same thing. It later came out that, based on the DNA results, he wasn’t the father… but the uncle of the child. Which made no sense because he was an only child. After more extensive testing, they discovered the husband was actually a chimera, meaning he had absorbed his twin in the womb and carried two sets of DNA. So basically… the baby was biologically his twin brother’s child, even though he was the one who fathered it.
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Monday, April 13, 2026
Blind Item #7
The meme actor didn't really appreciate how thirsty the girlfriend was over the guy she used to hookup with back in the day.
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