Bobby Clone

I usually go to bed later than my gf does and about 70% when I come into the room to go to bed (no matter how quiet I try to be) she acknowledges me in her sleep by blurting out "thank you sir!" and then just falls right back asleep like nothing happened lmao

@terryrob50 @MUFCDarren_ You think the all time premier league goalscorer missed out on his dream? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MUFCDarren_ Yet another northern cunt trying to destabilise the club. They all have a strange hatred of Arsenal. Most of them probably missed out on their dream when The Arsenal rejected or wasn't interested in them.

🎙️ Alan Shearer on Arsenal F.C. after their loss to Southampton F.C.: “If Arteta doesn’t win the Premier League or the Champions League this season, he cannot continue. Honestly, Patrice Evra was spot on—Arsenal is like Netflix; you watch, you enjoy, but you’re always waiting for the next season. Instead of playing real football, they’re relying on corners and throw-ins. That’s not top-level football anymore. Don’t be surprised if they bottle the league again. You genuinely have to feel for Arteta—he’s trying, but this club keeps finding new ways to let him down.”

Coen Carr playing pickup vs MSU students isn’t fair 😭 (via stevethebutcher28/IG)

@game7__ I like Audi but yall be setting these women up for slander every time you make these blasphemous statements. Is she a dawg within her competition? Absolutely. Could she beat any wizards player? No. She struggles with perimeter defense as is let alone against an NBA player.

Sports fans can't agree on much anymore. But everyone is seemingly in agreement on this: Audi Crooks could legitimately beat some NBA players in a game of 1 on 1. She could easily beat at least 4 players on the Washington Wizards right now. And she's about to become the biggest basketball star on the planet. Here's why. Crooks just entered the transfer portal. One year of eligibility left. Every program in America is going to fight over her. The numbers this season: 25.8 points per game. 64.9% from the field. Second in the nation in scoring. She scored 47 against Indiana. 43 against Valparaiso. 41 against Kansas. 41 against Kansas State. She was the only player in the country with multiple 40-point games this season. Kevin Garnett watched her highlights and called it "old-school fundamentals mixed with new-age dominance." But here's the part most people don't know. Audi Crooks is from Algona, Iowa. Population 5,274. Her dad Jimmie was a 6-foot-8 basketball player who earned all-conference honors in high school and played in college. Her mom Michelle was one of the all-time leading scorers at Bishop Garrigan High School. They both wore number 55. Jimmie died on August 14, 2021. He was 55 years old. Audi was 16. She has worn number 55 at every level since. She has a tattoo on her right arm: the word "Pops," a halo, angel wings, and a Bible verse, Proverbs 3:6. Before every game, she prays and talks to her father. She says he has the best seat in the house. In high school, she scored 2,733 career points. She averaged 32.9 points on 75.2% shooting as a senior. She scored 49 points in the state championship game. Back-to-back state titles. She went viral playing AAU ball and earned the nickname "Lady Shaq." The full story of how a kid from a town of 5,000 in Iowa became the most dominant force in college basketball, and why every blue blood in the country is about to fight over her, is here: itsgame7.com/nba/audi-crook… Then she got to Iowa State. As a freshman, in her very first NCAA tournament game, Iowa State trailed Maryland by 20 points. Crooks scored 40 points on 18-of-20 shooting. Ninety percent from the field. Iowa State came back and won 93-86. She joined Bill Walton as the only player in NCAA Tournament history to score 40 or more on 90% shooting. She was 19 years old. Since she was 13, she has been body-shamed and criticized by people who have never come close to doing anything half as impressive as what she does on a basketball court every night. Her response: "Being strong is something that I'm proud of. Being big is something that I'm proud of." She doesn't argue. She doesn't fire back. She just scores 47 on you and walks off. Iowa State's season ended with a first-round NCAA tournament loss to Syracuse. She scored 37 in the loss. Her teammates entered the portal. The program fell apart. And now, she's available. UConn. South Carolina. LSU. Whoever lands Audi Crooks becomes an instant national championship favorite. She's 21 years old. She's from a town most people have never heard of. She carries her father's number on her back and his name on her arm. And she plays basketball like someone dropped a 1990s center into the modern game. One year left. The biggest transfer in women's basketball history. And she's just getting started.

I told you. Here come the interviews from right wing media sources. He is very clearly suffering from a mental crisis but bc he said something offensive about a group of people right wing media will champion him x.com/i/status/20391…

Jaden Ivey saw his hoops career was cooked and immediately went to the right wing grift 🤣🤡 he got an interview lined up with fox news as we speak

Dan Hurley is good for the sport of college basketball idc. Every sport needs a villain and he is cold af

ONE OF THE ALL TIME SHOTS IN TOURNAMENT HISTORY

4 years of some of the most unwatchable hoops is finally over. In step the next group of disappointments for Purdue.

@PullupQuickley @a1fantasy23 If Mac Mcclung aint get a shot there's no way Braden Smith gets one lol he is not an NBA guard

@a1fantasy23 Idk if he will pan out but he will get a shot

Braden Smith spending his final 5 minutes of meaningful basketball statpadding his assist record sums up who he is as a player

Final: Mt. Vernon 52, Crown Point 50 @ErtelLuke leads the Marauders to their first state title! The #Purdue commit totaled 26 points, 10 rebounds and six assists. He dapped up #Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton after reaching the mountaintop. That’s your Indiana Mr. Basketball!!

The Tonali assist was almost as good as the Dimarco volley. Can’t stop watching this banger.

Myles Turner are you watching?????

How about that for billion dollar bottle jobs 🥱

We might be watching the worst game of Kepa's career lol arsenal are so shit how did we let them lead the league?

Braden Smith getting bailed out by his teammates lol im not moved. No bag

Purdue signee 4⭐️ Luke Ertel posted a triple‑double 🤯 22 pts, 11 rebs, 10 asts to lift Mt. Vernon past New Albany and into the Class 4A IHSAA state championship. 👀🔥 FINAL: Mt. Vernon (IN) 77 - New Albany (IN) 69

Oh my god vandy i am sick

@VdykCFC This is easily the worst product on the eyes we've put out since Potter. No confidence, slow, rigid, too narrow, and boring.

I’m not even overreacting when I say I feel like I’m watching Potter’s Chelsea team right now

Our defense is one of the worst in the league. Our offense is slow, boring, rigid, and narrow. I dont even recognize my club anymore man. How did we get here?

If Chelsea dont make europe this season the only person anyone should point a finger at is the ownership. They derailed the season with the maresca situation. Theyve ruined any ounce of stability or momentum this club has gained since the minute the purchased it.