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This marks the beginning of the bull season 🐃

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@intocryptoverse @rawsalerts What's a billion trillions among friends?

@rawsalerts You either include the zeros or you say trillion. You don’t use both simultaneously

🚨#BREAKING: The United States national debt has officially surpassed 39,000,000,000,000.00 trillion dollars

🚨BREAKING: Harvard just moved from Bitcoin to Ethereum They sold about 21% of their Bitcoin ETF and used some of that cash to buy $87M in an Ethereum ETF. Simple version: they didn’t leave crypto — they just swich some money from Bitcoin → Ethereum. 👀

@trading_axe I remember seeing in 2015 some guy hitting himself in the face with a hammer, saying that it would regrow his bone to look more "primal" dude looked like he got stung like bees, his forehead was swollen and said it was the hunter brow ridge

There's so much "looksmaxxing" knowledge that normies have YET TO discover. For example: Bench pressing can make you go bald. I remember in 2013 watching this old ass grainy video of some grandpa [probably recorded in the early 2000s] demonstrating how bench pressing is the hidden cause of balding for many gymgoers. How many of you niggaz have EVER heard of that? The occipital artery is the main vessel supplying blood to the posterior scalp. And because of the angle you're in when bench pressing [laying down and pressing up], A LOT OF PEOPLE tend to involuntarily crank their necks and compress the occipital artery. The compression/pinching of that causes localized reduction of blood circulation. Over time, you start getting weaker hair follicles. I see people talk about DHT this DHT that all the time, It is, in actual fact, BENCH PRESS that is NUKING YOUR NORWOOD. You may regrow your hair entirely if you stop. ~ Dr. Axius.

@CryptoCronkite !!

Wow

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@alphakek @coinbase W

The AIKEK research team's contribution to x402 v2 has been merged by @coinbase devs. AIKEK’s contribution is now part of the official x402 v2 Python library, see below.

Your craving to be 'understood/seen' is a vulnerability that algorithms exploit. The gaze that validates you is also the gaze that defines you. It calcifies your pain into an identity, turning you from a person into a statue. The only defense is to Know Thyself.

The next time you're tempted to engage with the Current Thing, remember this list, note how many of these are Big Retarded, and ask whether you are contributing your time and attention to Big Retardation.

@trading_axe "Crypto Twitter continues to shrink in relevancy, known creators pivot to other realms/industries of entertainment." Does this mean you'll leave us in 2026 💔

Almost 1 million views on the quoted post. Was very much ahead of its time, But I have ALWAYS BEEN ahead of TIME itself. So without further adieu, the 2026 𝑺𝑼𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑬𝑪𝑨𝑺𝑻: - Alts soar incredibly hard in Jan, most brutal sell-offs in Q4 2025 were driven by crypto funds/teams tax loss harvesting. The biggest scams will catapult in value, but it'll be short-lived and mainly Asian cabals countering Binance MMs. ^Rough seas again not long after. - CZ re-enters the perp DEX meta and starts crimemaxxing hard, consequently we see big headlines about Hyperliquid [and perhaps not for the best]. Lots of political lobbying and favours happening behind closed doors. - ETH leads a final rally which results in an explosive blow off top whilst BTC continues to range under ATH. - Majority of alts remain stagnant, the ETH rally is somewhat isolated and 90% of CT cries about being sidelined. - XMR pulls a move similar to ETH from 2020 to 2021. Big players FOMO in and try to accumulate as much as possible [given how sophisticated governments have got with AI wallet tracking]. Nobody wants to sell Monero, it becomes heavily sought-after. - Memecoins don't recover unless DOGE sends with the ETF [doable with ETH going up]. Utility plays are preferred again with the advancement of AI. ^Crypto has to be seen as something serious again, not just a pseudo-casino, to attract deep pockets. - Being DOX'd online [public images uploaded] will be a nightmare for everyone, particularly for girls becoming an easy target. - We see a huge increase of real life robberies and kidnappings. Many onchain fraudsters from '24 end up losing it all and start turning on each other with organized crime. - The first public signs of Dubai declining become apparent and mainstream throughout the year. - JD Vance is pushed everywhere, the world elite set the stage starting in 2026 to ensure his brand is approved by everyone. Vance puts out many controversial and "distant takes" from Trump as his popularity grows. And finally, - Crypto Twitter continues to shrink in relevancy, known creators pivot to other realms/industries of entertainment. ~ Dr. Axius.

@trading_axe Vro is acting like the ancient priests gatekeeping communication with the divine 🥀

Are those little sentient packs of cigarettes??

@Rainmaker1973 Look up and see the duck

The "Duck" in Avenida Place hotel, Barcelona, Spain.

@manulcapital @JupiterExchange @phantom @solana @JupiterExchange Check this out pls

@JupiterExchange @phantom @solana any reason why AIKEK CotWkXoBD3edLb6opEGHV9tb3pyKmeoWBLwdMJ8ZDimW was added to the spam list? after launching in 2023, building tech for 2 years and burning 260k USD for an LP? While random memes get verified?