DIPRIVAN MAMI🥛✨

GUESS WHAT DADDY BRINGING HOME SUPPER?!!!! yeah see, that’s why i’m like this

you betta pray when u see me put that —— up in that ——— —-. cock it back slow. rock it back and forth, wait for the —-, then let my ———— go BOOM. ——- —— all over the room. 😭💀 i regularly hear this clearly in my head at random times. we didn’t grow up the same.

“it’s not me, it’s AI” is literally my excuse for everything now

the ultra rich think that we lack basic pattern recognition 😂😂😂 that’s literally so funny to me

One hard pill to swallow when you have ADHD is that being smart won’t save you from executive dysfunction

Help. I’m in a relationship with someone who has ADHD and I’m honestly so confused. He disappears when things get overwhelming, like just stops replying for days. Then comes back saying he “shut down.” Is this actually an ADHD thing or am I being ignored?

an argument can be foreplay if you do it right

The first rule of Twitter is you do not tell people in real life about your Twitter.

fuck with my money and i’ll become the biggest villain you’ve ever seen. call me Marvel.

Even my villain era has manners and class

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER

@wtffolly_ Me as soon as I leave another bitch house:

i'm a controlling niggas worst nightmare. I said I'm not doing it BITCH

Don’t be a “well you didn’t either” kind of man. Fkn lead.

people who try to pretend they’re not selfish by saying “i can’t bring a baby into this world” are so hilariously simple minded to me lol but anyway

@Jaiathalien Micheal was a genius

Are u picking up what the fuck I’m putting down bitch

i admire how when babies dont want to hold something anymore they just drop it

i’ll spin the block over and over idgaf

singing “i’m telling you to loosen up my buttons babe” at age 13-14 with all the confidence in the world was crazyyyyy