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@StockXcapital Tonight 9pm question is URA and oil vs Nato withdrawal from war?

IRANIAN FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON SAYS TRUMP'S STATEMENTS ABOUT IRAN REQUESTING A CEASEFIRE ARE FALSE AND BASELESS

@KeithMcCullough $bno move like a turtle bro. USO way better.

Oil going straight up to levels we were looking for - staying Long in Brent $BNO terms

🔥Breaking🔥 Another oil tanker trying to pass through Hormuz without permission turned into a spud Dubai/Iran/Israel war

@zerohedge 🌮

Trump delays attack again by another 10 days

@JohnLoc18 @unusual_whales "You have reached a stage where you are negotiating with yourselves" Iran

@unusual_whales Ain’t no way Iran is gonna agree with those 15 conditions

BREAKING: The Trump administration has reportedly conveyed to Iran a plan with 15 conditions for ending the war in the Middle East, per AP. The plan would reportedly include the dismantling of Iran's nuclear program, ceasing support for proxy groups (such as the militant groups Hezbollah and Hamas) and the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz.

@AutismCapital @rawsalerts Damn before GTA 6 SMH 🙄

@rawsalerts "remove the waiver requirement for individuals with a single prior conviction for marijuana possession." Time to sell crack, boys.

🚨#BREAKING: Starting April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army will raise the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 years old and remove the waiver requirement for individuals with a single prior conviction for marijuana possession.

@TheTradingNinja Why are you counting another man’s pockets instead of celebrating his win?.

As I said he never carried over his Friday longs if so account would be well over 400k. But was acting as if he did. Watch who you follow.

@MyLordBebo @grok @Sweet_Maryama Apply water.

@grok @Sweet_Maryama Grok don’t be bitch, just say you were wrong and that’s it. @grok

🇻🇳 SCARY: Wood Factory worker was accidentally pulled into a wood chipper. “Really terrifying, as the female worker was caught and pulled into the machine, leading to immediate death. Workplace safety is the most important thing.” New fear unlocked

@TheRabbitHole I'm. Bb.

Read more about Grok vs ChatGPT: open.substack.com/pub/therabbith…

Should I walk or drive to get gas for my car? — Grok says drive — ChatGPT says walk

@MyLordBebo , . ,

🇫🇷🇮🇷 Luc Mélenchon, leader of the LFI party and the potential next president of France: - Iran is in legitimate self defense against the US armada at its door - He wants to suggest a trade relations ban on Israel, while the situation in Gaza persists

@StockXcapital Rail and pipelines flip the flag one hit south east Asia sea

How will China get their oil if Iran places mines in the strait?

BREAKING: Trump says Iran war timeline is around 'four weeks or so'

Amid the Israeli and US strikes on Iran, a wave of cyberattacks have also targeted the country, the semi-official Fars news agency reports. Fars says that several major Iranian news agencies were targeted and "experienced severe disruptions in their operations," and that some widely used mobile applications were also experiencing disruptions.

IF IRAN STILL REFUSED TO COMPLY WITH TRUMP’S DIRECTIVE TO END ITS NUCLEAR ENRICHMENT, THE U.S. WOULD RESPOND WITH A BROAD CAMPAIGN AGAINST REGIME FACILITIES -WSJ $spy $es $qqq $gold $btc

Breaking: President Trump is weighing an initial limited strike on Iran to force Tehran to meet his demands for a nuclear deal $spy $es $btc $gold $qqq

All $BtC gains since Trump was elected are gone.

@Vivek4real_ Board decision not him.

MICHAEL SAYLOR SAID BITCOIN COULD GO TO $1 AND MICROSTRATEGY WOULD STILL NOT GET LIQUIDATED 👀 THEY WILL JUST KEEP BUYING MORE

@MicroStrategyFR Bitcoin treasury is deep in the red avg cost $76k, $BTC crashing below $76k to $75-78k lows today. Paper losses mounting, $MSTR stock hammered to 52-week lows around $140. Bear market vibes strong, no panic sell yet. #MSTR

$BTC -$3,000 in 5 minutes as a massive levered long position worth $1 billion was liquidated

Iran’s Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi stated that there is currently no serious basis for negotiations with the United States. He emphasized that for discussions to be real and productive, the current climate of threats and pressure must first be removed. $SPY $SPX $ES $QQQ #BTC