Chicken Lady

Typical pig move, shoot first ask questions later.

@fosbrooke Will you need a fresh bib?

@KITH_quotes On my fourth Chocolate Choo Choo

Tastes like candy, Ray. Don’t disappoint me 😐

@shesbonky covered the crates w a light sheet so the windows didn’t upset them, never ever opened the crates with the car door open, feliway spray often, I read out loud so they could hear my voice, took 3 days. Lived out their golden years in sunny CA ☺️

@shesbonky We drove two cats from NJ to CA because the stress from flying would have been too much at their age. Really big dog crates with limited visibility for each cat, disposable litter box in the carrier w them. Stopped every 4 hours for a break. Gave them wet food w water mixed in,

🐈‍⬛ADVICE NEEDED: we're moving this summer and taking our cat. it will take 2 full days of driving to get from NE to VA. how do we do this? we have a cat carrier, but how does the cat go to the bathroom? eat? drink? and are we driving 20 hours with a cat meowing its face off?

@feederofcats Omgggggggggggg 🥹

Dweeb wants to know if everyone will still love him while he looks very ridiculous for a minute

@bobbyfijan It must be be nice to be fucking stupid.

Zero children, babies or strollers in any photos It's a sad, dystopian future if the City is just for the young, single and wealthy.

@KollElmEnglish Think I need to be alone with a cougar or something. You know, just him or me.

@KITH_quotes Just thinkin’ of those trash cans…

Max Verstappen rn:

@KITH_quotes just so very exciting though💦

Dear god Paul look at your pits! Slovenly, just slovenly.

@oreoeocat Majestic!!

@KITH_quotes I’ll trade ya!

@oreoeocat a gentle little Jerry burger for you this evening?

@Bwuh @Mericamemed That’s more like it!! 💥

@KITH_quotes @Mericamemed

This is why RAM costs $900.

@Monty4G63 The military wears a uniform not a fucking baseball cap asshole. Do not pretend like you dont know the difference.

@SpikerIsAwesome @Acyn Absolutely not. Wearing a hat while saluting your fallen isn't a bad thing. We do it in the military all of the time.

Fox’s dignified transfer footage now just completely excludes Trump

@thesincerevp Oh please shut the fuck up

This is how I terminate underperformers. You don't warn them. You let them spin out on their own, call it a "self-selection event," and reallocate their headcount to contractors at 40% the cost. Verstappen set no time. My last Director set no KPIs. Both were off the grid by lunch.

Max Verstappen is OUT of Qualifying, with no time set! 😳 This is the moment where the Red Bull driver spins into the wall at Turn 1 👇 #F1 #AusGP

@WhiteHouse Fuck you, fucking losers.

Happy Pancake Tuesday! I hope you have a truly upsetting number of pancakes.

@JohnnyJohn14401 He’s 79, hes not reading emails on his Apple Watch. He probably wears it for the fall detection.

@SenseReceptor Isn’t he wearing an Apple watch occasionally reading messages and probably emails on it during his hearing?

Bill Clinton, Boomer-maxxing: Clinton's own counsel: "Have you ever sent an email Mr. President?" Clinton: "I sent one email to John Glenn... when he was in space... and I sent [one] to...a ship...during the Kosovo War... Since then, I'm not sure I've sent one."

@notherPunkChef Oh no not The Look!! 🫣

@KITH_quotes the LOOK....