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Keegan Gyland

@KJGyland

Writer || Cinematographer || Hawkeye || God-Awful Sports Takes || ATX

Austin, TX Katılım Nisan 2015
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Keegan Gyland
Keegan Gyland@KJGyland·
Hey @stoolpresidente Heard you’re gonna be in town this weekend and have yet to review a slice of some @TheAirlinerBar pizza. Come in early Saturday morning before kickoff and I’ll pour you one of our signature Hammers myself.
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Aakash Gupta
Aakash Gupta@aakashgupta·
Villeneuve is releasing Dune 3 on the exact same day as Avengers: Doomsday. And he locked up IMAX exclusivity for opening weekend. Run the format math. Dune 3 is shot entirely on 65mm film stock, 15-perf IMAX for the big sequences, 5-perf 65mm for the rest. Villeneuve hired Linus Sandgren, the La La Land DP who won’t touch a digital camera, and went native film from day one. The IMAX prints originate on the negative. 18K equivalent resolution. No upscaling, no digital intermediary. Avengers: Doomsday is shot digitally. Standard practice for Marvel. Which means on December 18, Dune owns every IMAX screen in the US and Marvel can’t buy a single one on opening night. Disney spent somewhere between $500 and $600 million producing Doomsday. They need $1 billion just to break even. And they don’t have IMAX. Dune: Part Two cost roughly $190 million and grossed $715 million worldwide, with $145 million from IMAX alone. That’s 20% of total gross coming from a format Marvel can’t access on the biggest revenue weekend of the release. Warner Bros. claimed December 18 first. Disney moved Doomsday there from May 2026 after already pushing it from May 2025. Three release dates in two years. Villeneuve wrapped filming in November 2025 and hasn’t moved once. A $190 million film just bodied a $600 million film out of every premium screen in America before a single trailer dropped. The MCU is getting mogged by a guy in a stillsuit.
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Keegan Gyland@KJGyland·
@RealEmirHan Have to agree here but for different reasons. I think the plot twist of the story taking place in the modern world is one of the greatest of our time. However, they really rushed to reveal the monsters were costumes and it ultimately kills the audiences wonder prematurely.
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Emir Han
Emir Han@RealEmirHan·
The Village (2004) is just the definition of disappointment. Imagine a movie that builds up its monster reveal and mythos beautifully, full of tension, only to find out there was no monster and it’s fabrication by elders to keep young people from leaving
Emir Han@RealEmirHan

Name the worst movie you’ve ever watched.

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Nick
Nick@nicksterwixter·
I hate that I had to grow up in the generation that got to see what life was like before the internet and then have to watch as it single-handedly destroys every single social entertainment space. Video rental stores, movie theaters, malls, arcades, bowling alleys, etc. The infinite access to at-home entertainment is turning us all into lazy, antisocial, depressed hermits and we’re just willingly allowing this to happen to us. The long term ramifications of this are so dire.
Nick@nicksterwixter

My hometown movie theater that I’ve seen almost every major blockbuster from the last two decades at and used to go with giant groups of friends to to line up for midnight premieres just suddenly closed this past week and I’m absolutely devastated 😭😭😭

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Ryan P
Ryan P@WingTCoachRyan·
People who say Wing-T guys won't be able to get recruited. This kid is the toast of the combine and has been making headlines for some time. He went to Lena-Winslow. They run the Wing-T almost exclusively UC and throw the ball 20-30x per YEAR. The young lad turned out fine.
Ian Rapoport@RapSheet

A work of art.

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Paul Anleitner
Paul Anleitner@PaulAnleitner·
The reason Creed made a comeback is the same reason why people are loving Ser Duncan the Tall in “Seven Kingdoms.” We’ve lived thru a highly cynical age where we learned to be hyper vigilant about not being “cringe.” But risking “cringe” is the cost of sincerity, & we all really long to feel something sincere. So embrace the cringe. Be earnest. Be relentlessly virtuous and let the chips fall where they may.
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Keegan Gyland@KJGyland·
@jeremylovesyall This is 1000% a reference to Budweiser’s Super Bowl Clydesdale ads. Thought most people would connect the two but I guess if you’re not familiar with the Clydesdales then it does make 0 sense.
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Sam Block
Sam Block@theblockspot·
Indiana won the National Championship. Darnold won the Super Bowl. Apply for that job. Hit up your crush. Start the dream business. 2026 is the year to just go for it all.
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Asanwa.sol
Asanwa.sol@Chizitere_xyz·
I watched a guy on the bus today. 6:45 AM in the morning while jogging, His eyes looked heavy, like he was carrying the weight of an entire lineage on his shoulders. But immediately he sat down, he brought out his phone and started scrolling TikTok. ​As a Biomedical Engineer, I wanted to snatch that phone from his hand. ​See, let me tell you the bitter truth nobody wants to hear. Most of you are not lazy or "unlucky." You are chemically sabotaging your own destiny before you even brush your teeth. ​The first 60 minutes of your day is a war zone. Your brain is begging for direction. It runs on dopamine, that’s the fuel for your motivation. But what do you do? ​You wake up. Your eyes haven't even adjusted to the darkness of your room, and gbam, you pick up your phone. ​You check WhatsApp to see who ignored you. You check X to see who is fighting. You check Instagram to see your mates buying cars you can't afford yet. ​You think you are just "waking up," but scientifically? You are flooding your brain with cheap, unearned dopamine. You are frying your reward system. By 8 AM, your brain is already tired. It has consumed "content" but produced nothing. ​And let me speak to the men for a second. ​I write about men a lot because I see what you go through. The pressure is much. You wake up and the first thought is Rent, School fees, the woman you want to impress. ​It is terrifying. ​So, you grab your phone to escape. The phone is your pacifier. It numbs the panic of the morning. But that comfort is a lie. ​When you start your day with cheap dopamine, actual work feels like torture. You have programmed your neurochemistry to be a consumer, not a king. ​You are training your brain to be weak in a world that eats weak men for breakfast. ​Here is the hard truth (and you can drag me if you like): Your morning mood doesn’t determine how your day goes. It determines your capacity to suffer for your success. ​If you can’t survive the first hour of the day without a screen, how do you want to survive the economy? ​Protect your first hour. Don't touch that phone. Stare at the ceiling. Pray. Do pushups. Go for a morning jug or walk. Let your brain starve for a bit so it learns to hunt for the hard things. ​Stop feeding your destiny to the algorithm.
Asanwa.sol@Chizitere_xyz

hit me with the harshest reality truth

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Aakash Gupta
Aakash Gupta@aakashgupta·
Your nervous system speed-matches to your behavior all day long. Every action you take sends a signal to your brainstem about how urgent your environment is. When you rush through your morning routine, scrunch over a laptop, speed-walk between meetings, your sympathetic nervous system reads that motor pattern as “threat environment, stay activated.” The cortisol stays elevated. The shallow breathing continues. Your body is running threat detection protocols all day because your movement patterns keep telling it to. What she’s doing in this video is the opposite. Slow makeup application. Relaxed posture instead of desk scrunching. Unhurried walking with coffee. Each of those is a separate signal to the brainstem that says “no predator, no deadline, no emergency.” Huberman’s lab at Stanford identified something specific here. Your interoceptive system, the part of your brain that monitors your body’s internal state, takes cues from your voluntary motor behavior to calibrate arousal levels. Move fast, breathe fast, hunch protectively, and your brain interprets your own body as being in danger. Slow your motor output across every domain and your brain literally recalibrates the baseline. This is why “just meditate for 10 minutes” fails for most people. You meditate, then you sprint through your morning, hunch at your desk for 8 hours, and eat lunch in 4 minutes. Ten minutes of stillness can’t override 15 hours of urgency signaling. This woman is running a full-day protocol where every motor pattern sends the same message: safe. And her nervous system is doing the only thing it can do with consistent input. It believes her.
Wholesome Side of 𝕏@itsme_urstruly

When you realise that going slow is the secret to a regulated nervous system.

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Keegan Gyland@KJGyland·
@Num30onTop Has to be an all-time sports moment. Have never seen another one like it. 😭🤣
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James 🌽⚾️🥎
James 🌽⚾️🥎@huskersjames·
Dang, I’m really starting to like Cignetti. I never did understand coaches bragging about working from 4 AM until 11 PM. Like, in what world is that healthy…or even necessary? Major props to Cig.
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