KJ

ESPN is so painfully dogshit at TV, what is this awkward setup for the NBA Draft Lottery, where the panel of commentators is hooked up to speakers that allow the entire room of prospects to hear them talk about the players while they all sit there awkwardly doing nothing…

@WNBA @IndianaFever @CarMax lol travel???

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@KyleNeubeck how many points did McCain have again last night??? @dmorey

0 bench points through three quarters is genuinely impressive

@SixersAdam tAke a Look Y’all:

The Sixers were crushed after eight competitive minutes in Game 1 tonight. The only silver lining from this game is that none of their starters logged heavy minutes. Nick Nurse played 14 members of the standard roster in one night. Story to come!

please pull everyone Nick Nurse what is there to glean from this ass-kicking at this point

@KyleNeubeck and then there were 5 (4, really) good players left to put out on the floor

addendum: Grimes should probably be done for the night

Sixers legit have 4 good playoff players on the roster

holy shit Kelly Oubre is having a nightmare game

OG Anunoby is the Michael Jordan of Kelly Oubre Jr’s

I have a theory Jalen Brunson is NOT THIS FUCKING GOOD, he’s just had the most insane shot-making variance run of all time over the past 3-4 years and he is due to come back to his actual production level of a bottom-tier 2nd option any time now.

wait Game 7 was two days ago I am not mentally prepared to relive Josh Hart shooting 50% from 3 against us again😭😭😭

me: it was wet cashier: pardon? me: outside— it was wet and they slipped out of my hand, because of the rain. cashier: ok… it doesn’t look like it’s really raining but whatever. me: oh really? it’s not raining? pull out your weather app and tell me that, dick. it is!

(me in 13 years standing in line at 7/11 to exchange my bag of chips because i dropped it in the parking lot on the way back to my car and a bunch of the chips got crunched): I cannot believe they won that fucking game cashier: we don’t do exchanges here

me: I’m in the back of the line, I haven’t even gotten up there to tell you what I need help with cashier: I can tell. you have the chips in your hand and you keep gesturing toward me like you want to put them up on the counter but there’s no space. plus I saw you drop them.

Derrick White MRSA game

what a completely unabashed ref job this has been.

@DerekBodnerNBA confirmed Saturday night? or could it be earlier

Final: Sixers win 106-93, and we will have a Game 7 Saturday night in Boston. Tyrese Maxey (30/5), Paul George (23/4/3) and Joel Embiid (19/10/8) were all great in their own different ways. Sixers held Boston to 42% shooting and just 8 o-boards on 50 missed shots.

@SixersAdam it’s the “1-2-3 method,” bro. I gave it a simple name so that means it’s not convoluted, arbitrary garbage

Still just in awe of the draft lottery reform being this bad.

@KyleNeubeck The team is nowhere near good enough.

Embiid just nowhere near good enough so far tonight

@SixersAdam Terrorism-level chuck.

A few great Quentin Grimes plays, and then an ill-advised three-point attempt (heat check?) misses. On the other end, Nikola Vučević connects on another three and the Celtics lead by eight points. Tough swing, halting Sixers' momentum.