KJ Jansen

@NewMapleLeaf He’s actually the second Sam in Leafs history. A week ago there were just as many all-time @MapleLeafs named Bunny as Sam. Prob why they picked him up. BTW I was offered tix to the game tonight but couldn’t go… thought of you!

@KJchix First good one maybe! Imagine it’s your first day on a new team you’re hungover to shit with Thunder Road stuck in your head skating out to face off against CMcD at Rogers. #gotrogered

Yikes. @KJchix what are your thoughts, my favourite Oilers fan? That was rough, eh?

@NewMapleLeaf @RedScareToby Wait’ll you find yourself sitting there in minus 25 pining for warm ‘ol blighty. You might not think it’s the best idea you’ve ever heard.

@KJchix Y’know what. That’s the best idea I think I’ve ever heard. @RedScareToby - let’s book a tour!

I am already planning my Winter Classic pizza.

@mrbell_23 The longest movie ever made

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a gangster motherfucking ride.

@NewMapleLeaf Just saw this now! Only turned it on in the third period. Great game! You watch?

Oilers v Rangers at a sociable hour tonight… @KJchix 👀 let’s see what ya got!

@doctormcdougall @AirCanada Stop by and I’ll lend ya one of mine!

@KJchix @AirCanada I’d love to but they lost my guitar!

@AirCanada 15 hours 45 minutes and this is all you had for me to eat. Thanks for forgetting my vegan meal!

@linusdotson Canadian thanksgiving???

@hitthepost @TimHortons Are you guys collecting?

My bf, on the @timhortons tkachuk flames hockey card: “…but matthew Tkachuk doesn’t play for the flames !! He plays for the Colorado Lightning !!”

@oldhockeycards Frank Caprice?

Who is this goalie..?

@hitthepost Ha ha.

@KJchix Well it’s obviously none of your records.

+/- 3 weeks is usually how long it takes me to get into the minutiae of a new (BANGER of an) album, so imagine my surprise to find my name in the liner notes. xoxo

@mamacamaro @jakeriley I’m happy to say that it was for me! Important to point out that it was the rare “excited C3PO” card.

@hitthepost Is that Lammy McDonald?

Guys, my dog loves her lammy

@mamacamaro youtu.be/AON7GxnPF3s

@mamacamaro Just went in to scowl at you but you’re still sleeping.

@jannarden @JannArdenPod Funky Planet - a bar in Whiterock BC.

Also—@JannArdenPod recording tomorrow— WHERE HAVE YOU MET YOUR PARTNERS? Not online stories… the real world (not discounting online BTW)

@peachpear Bonnie McSmithers you’re driving me dithers!

I grew up in the Tree Frog Press building—a wild and magical place to spend a childhood. As part of the upcoming destruction of the building, the stucco was removed and we learned there was a Robin Hood Flour sign underneath all this time. We said goodbye to the dear old place.