Keith Christmas (keithmas)

Bloody hell. I thought I’d done a decent job of debagging these Herberts but this is on the next level

@LizWebsterSBF He's not bothered, he lives in France

If Farage and his acolytes had taken the time before his bash to quiz the inhabitants of the financial district on Brexit advantages to the City, the answer is “none”. However if they’d asked about the disadvantages brought about by Farage’s anti-EU crusade, they might have missed the bash! 🔥 Equity trading of EU stocks has moved to Amsterdam. 🔥 London volumes are lower than Paris. 🔥 IPOs are going elsewhere – to European centres and the US. 🔥 Senior banking roles are slipping away from London to the Continent. 🔥EU rules on bank risk are tightening, requiring managers to be in not out the EU. There is a strong feeling that, having gone from leading the banking world and competing head-to-head with New York, the City’s hold is weakening. Britain was once a major player within a substantial bloc; now, it’s apart, isolated, forced to look on as the still-substantial bloc exercises influence and sets new finance industry standards. Now we face the Brexit tax on imports of EU food products; fish, salami, sausage, cheese and yoghurt will be subject to fees of up to £145 from 30 April. The fees are Brexit fees, pure and simple. Without Brexit there would be no need for the increased security and testing and the “world-class facilities”. Brexit creates this need, which means higher prices at Britain’s deli counters. “We urgently need to focus on where we’re heading: that, having committed economic hara-kiri, we must find a profitable way forward. It may involve close relations with the EU, or some semblance of return. Whatever.” independent.co.uk/voices/brexit-…

@AsantiNabana @BowiesBecOddity @DavidBowieReal @Tonuspomus @BridgetStJohn1 @DavidCousins Absolutely wonderful, well done Wendy for your dedication and hard work xxx

@BowiesBecOddity @DavidBowieReal @KKeithmas31337 @Tonuspomus @BridgetStJohn1 @DavidCousins Amazing Wendy, looks great, what a change from the rusty old metal work I caught my finger on 😃

So here I am at the Bowie Bandstand looking at the work that's been carried out so far and it's looking superb. I'm blessed to know the people from the original 1969 festival , some who sadly are no longer with us. This is for you, my brother & Bowie ❤️⚡️

The Cretaceous plants are on the way back 😮 #gunnera

Life of Pod - The End.... instagram.com/p/C4i4Wmvt_-e/…

Everyone else has tweeted this so I might as well join in

@terrychristian No argument from me - every single supermarket in our area has shut their deli, butchery and fish counters now...every single one. I bet they haven't done that anywhere in Europe #peoplewillaccept

Down the supermarket trawling the empty over priced shelves of brexit - thanks to all the utter fuds

@terrychristian I still can't believe it happened - I will always believe it was a heavily-backed right wing takeover of the the UK, but I still can't believe they got away with it

Read the book 🤣🤣🤣 Pity he didn't do some reading before he fell for the 'brexit' con or look at Govt Yellowhammer report

@terrychristian That is me....I had a lot of fun playing that live :-)

@KKeithmas31337 Are you the 'keith Christmas' I remember listening to this when I was about 18 :-) youtube.com/watch?v=nS0jbJ…

Richard Tice - he always has that constipatedly annoyed look on his face as if somebody has just parked on his drive and walked away 🤣🤣🤣

@prodnose Congratulations and all the best for many more years

Two photos 42 years apart. Married 35 years today. Me & Wendy.

@prodnose Walked out of Dylan some years ago in Sheffield - back to the audience cracking in jokes with his band, who were awful. Didn't give a toss

I, posssibly the world's leading Steely Dan fan, steamed out of their cavernous, remote and indistinct gig at Wembley. It represented everything the band are not. #WorstConcert

Thinking of the people from the Growth Summer Festival & Free Concert today on it's 54th anniversary and sending our love & thoughts. You made music and local history for generations to learn about and celebrate. ❤️🌻❤️🌻❤️ #DavidBowie #BeckenhamArtsLab #GrowthSummerFestivalAndFreeConcert

I think the pub burned down after ileft....