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@texxas @PopBase Take the under, then.

@KLadig @PopBase In dog years.

🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announce they are engaged: “Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨”

@texxas @PopBase 40 years according to Vegas.

@PopBase Whats the over/under on how long they last?

@GaryGoader @shirtsofftees @LASHYBILLS I see you’re an MD and not a lawyer, which is good because you have some very off-the-mark legal opinions.

@shirtsofftees @LASHYBILLS I’m not the one who’s phone got smashed but saying the word “faggot” doesn’t automatically get you kicked out of school (you can’t be kicked out of school for exercising your right to free speech) or blacklisted from jobs

@GaryGoader @zabmoto @LASHYBILLS I’m sure that Jason Kelce is losing sleep over a $1500 phone.

@zabmoto @LASHYBILLS You support theft and destruction of property

@Sciebel @tobey_prime Spoken like a man that’s never dared to stand up for something in his entire life.

@tobey_prime Imagine getting offended by this...I always knew Jason was soft

Can’t blame Jason Kelce here… what a loser

@tobey_prime I hope that that guy doesn’t have phone insurance.

@JLikesSports @6abc His court cases would indicate otherwise. He thinks he’s too smart for lawyers and then he gets slapped down by the courts.

@6abc It's sketchy, but with 300 billion I'm gonna assume he ran the plan by some really good lawyers

Federal law makes it a crime for anyone who "pays or offers to pay or accepts payment either for registration to vote or for voting." 6abc.com/post/elon-musk…

@drclairetaylor I have a jura for coffee that also has a tea setting.

@billyphillyboi @DaveMcCormickPA His inability to communicate is, in itself, disqualifying.

@DaveMcCormickPA For Context: "Fun tailgate in Philly today (past tense). Excited to watch the Steelers throttle the Raiders (later today)!" No, he did not claim the Steelers are playing in Philadelphia.

Fun tailgate in Philly today 🏈 Excited to watch the Steelers throttle the Raiders!

@DaveMcCormickPA I missed that game. I was in the Linc watching the Eagles. Weird that the tailgates looked the same.

@jonfavs Me to my text group, “He took the bait!! He took the bait!!”

Very funny that he knew the Wharton line was bait and then....he took it anyway

@bessbell So sorry. Are we brainstorming new cat names?

Hey guys. I know we're joking about how he's absolutely eating shit up there, but I just went down to the kitchen and an illegal was performing transgender surgery on our cat (he/they).

@y0ryan @KSVesq Only one of them went to an Ivy League school. I’ll let you guess which one.

@KSVesq People support him because he isn't the status quo of the normal presidential candidate (e.g., Ivy League-educated attorney). He isn't a career politician who says the status quo comments on topics. His lies are outrageous, however, that draws people in with his chasima.

While many of us are laughing at how genuinely deranged Trump sounds tonight (and boy does he) I just cannot shake the deeply unsettling feeling of knowing that nearly half of our country thinks he is fit to do *any* job let alone run this country.

@KSVesq I asked my husband, “what are they hearing?”

@dom_lucre Garnish? Interesting turn of phrase.

🔥🚨BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Joe Biden made a surprise stop at a Los Angeles Black breakfast restaurant in a continued attempt to garnish support from the Black community. It appears Joe Biden is worried about the recent news of Democrats going red in Chicago. Biden recently went viral for eating Cook Out chicken tenders with a young Black man's family at their home. Here are 3 exclusive clips of Biden pandering to Black people, each clip is worse than the last.

@PBLadig … AND had to turn the TV off so I missed the entire second half.

Where does my wife, @KLadig, pick up her check for changing her seat in the second half to literally sit in a different room which led to a second half shutout of the Chiefs?

@lori_kearns @zoowithroy Did the just put the fucking split screen in for us in Philly?

@zoowithroy no split screen on ABC (in the DC market anyway)

Stop with the split screen if I wanted to watch the cornball ass Rams game is put it on

@Beerichey @krassenstein @SpeakerMcCarthy @RepMTG So, indeed, an alternate universe from where you abide.

@Beerichey @krassenstein @SpeakerMcCarthy @RepMTG A universe where we like to see evidence?

I am directing our House committees to open a formal impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden. Over the past several months, House Republicans have uncovered serious and credible allegations into President Biden’s conduct—a culture of corruption. twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@KellyMarScar @jimmyritt33 @6abc You’re a real sleuth!

@jimmyritt33 @6abc Nope but when they say migrant, that's the all telling word.

Police have responded to well over 100 tips from neighbors in the area, including allegations of possible break-ins to residential homes in the vicinity, within a one to two-mile radius of the prison. 6abc.com/chester-county…