Kevin McCloskey

@BazBoozy1 @SeanDen9 @KManus92 @JHASS32 @theemurrman I'm there ☝🏻🙋🏼

@david_chenry Jesus us boys went threw some loafs of bread sir lol #custardcreamsandwich

Do gay people get turned on by their own weeners

Get voting people @EoghanQuigg92! #EuroSong2014 #moviesong

Hope you all enjoyed my performance, if you want to see it again representing Ireland in the Eurovision then VOTE SONG NUMBER 2 #EuroSong

Heard you smashed it @EoghanQuigg92 #TeamMurphy get voting in Ireland peep!!

@BazBoozy1 somebody has to annoy u baz! #cleanfulldrunk

@theemurrman your last win I fouled 16! And I havnt played on my table in over a year! #comebackson

@theemurrman I don't have to watch anything. I'm a good player. Just just flukey as fuck! #pottingthebrown

@theemurrman @_scoob88 @BazBoozy1 @Glenn_mcn @JHASS32 how'd u enjoy layin in last night Murray?

“@WOWFactsOfLife: If you sneeze while driving 70mph, you will travel 300 feet with your eyes closed.”@theemurrman @JHASS32. Me yesterday lol

@RepOfConor complete idiots!

4 down 6 to go. Then I'm off home to break the wife's jaw.

Only fitting our 1000th tweet should remember @StPatsMaghera hurling coach James O'Kane on Mageean Final Day. #spc #watchingoverus

@_kevinbeatty_ they really are the most useless pack of wanks ever!

Dungiven: A drinking town with a hurling problem.

@RealKidPoker keep the updates coming and good luck #WSOPE