KMay

They don’t tell you when you’ve got a booger peepin

@tommyborchez @recruitsindiana

@recruitsindiana How did that work out?

Fletcher Loyer doesn’t get touched but wiggles his body around and falls, and it’s a foul… but 3 dudes jump on Malik Reneau’s back and it’s not a foul. This game is so obviously rigged lol.

@amazon prime membership ❌ @Uber one membership ❌ Deliveries are still never timely but glad im not paying for that bs anymore

@deeore5 that’s table stakes, you let me in and I’m stepping out the car to bow to you

if i let you over in traffic i expect my lil wave

someone told me back in the day that if every person in the world farted simultaneously it’d produce enough methane to trigger extinction. is that legit??

If you’re trying to sell something, anything, on fb marketplace for $5 then you grossly undervalue how much your time is worth.

funny how we predict outcomes partly bc we want unpredictable incomes.

@Hannah__Adamson @ChicagoBears “Meaningful step forward” = PR play 😑

BREAKING: @ChicagoBears release statement on planned stadium in Hammond, Indiana: “The passage of SB 27 would mark the most meaningful step forward in our stadium planning efforts to date. We are committed to finishing the remaining site-specific necessary due diligence to support our vision to build a world-class stadium near the Wolf Lake area in Hammond, Indiana. We appreciate the leadership shown by Governor Braun, Speaker Huston, Senator Mishler and members of the Indiana General Assembly in establishing this critical framework and path forward to deliver a premier venue for all of Chicagoland and a destination for Bears fans and visitors from across the globe. We value our partnership and look forward to continuing to build our working relationship together.” @FOX59 | @CBS4Indy

@KMayAllDay I did actually almost hit them because I drove the ball 280 and couldn’t see them around the corner. Wish I had. They got to nine and started shaking hands and shit on the green while I was waiting 5 min to hit my approach. The worst people to be behind

If im behind your group and i catch you 4 holes in a row (there is no one in front of them) and you don’t let me play through, you shouldn’t be allowed to play golf

@ChuckGarfien Kevan Smith

Want to guess the former White Sox player who’s on the podcast tomorrow? He played on the team from 2016-2018. Came out of nowhere. Turns out to be pretty timely.

authenticity >>> ai

Starting a thread of the greatest switch hitters in White Sox franchise history:

@Carrghmikl_dc @MathieuSmith94 @CalebFC18 “The best”

@KMayAllDay @MathieuSmith94 @CalebFC18 Who said anything about rings?

There was never a debate. Caleb Williams is the best QB from the 2025 draft class.

@Carrghmikl_dc @MathieuSmith94 @CalebFC18 When did they start handing out Best QBR rings??

@MathieuSmith94 @CalebFC18 Yup and still had a better QBR than all them fools in the playoffs

@Simon_Ingari it’s the last sign before you’re fired. better figure it out or find another path

PIP is the first sign you're going to be fired.

@TooSweetKyle Happy to help ya find your landing spot. You def got the right mindset!

@DavidPSamson It’s a CYA; so when they PLA it won’t be bc they SLA

Outstanding. I’m sure they will be used as intended.

@neet_sol Not if they have a variable compensation component

The guy giving 110% at work and the guy doing the bare minimum get the same paycheck

@TooSweetKyle Facts. What they’re really saying is “we expect you to prioritize us over your actual family.”

@nicksmithfoREAL With all due respect:

Very well may see a ND X Bears title run starting in September.