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iT's in HIGHLIGHTER YELLOW INK then HIGHLIGHTED , i can ASSURE YOU, this means iT's VERY IMPORTANT- i live a VERY IMPORTANT LIFE - ... i'M VErY iMPORtANT-- 💧 !!

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' 𝚌an you solve the mystery of where the past 7 months of rent money went , nightbeat ' IT'S ON MY PLANNER . IT'S ON MY PLANNER . IT'S ON MY PLANNER . IT'S --

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( will Objectively investigate whether this remark, which was rather cruel , is solid , or entirely, utterly, most certainly, most definitely, 210% plausibly Unfounded . . . . which it Is . )

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( 𝚝he Private Eye's Private Logs : part ? : got called a ' chud ' who cannot ' crack ' nor ' come ' today . ) ( . . . fml . ) ( 🎨 . terryfik_ )

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𝚝HAT 'S nOT WHAT i- . . . mY WORDS have been SKEWED in a SINiSTER scOpe ?!?!??!???????

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you ain't cracking nor coming , chud .

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you ain't cracking nor coming , chud .

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𝚖ORE LiKE -- . .. wHOOOOO'S... DUNNIT ? OH ? WHAT'S THAT ? a CASE that NEEDS CRACKING ??? heh. i came just in time , i see . heh. smiles . ( said aloud . )

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𝚖ORE LiKE -- . .. wHOOOOO'S... DUNNIT ? OH ? WHAT'S THAT ? a CASE that NEEDS CRACKING ??? heh. i came just in time , i see . heh. smiles . ( said aloud . )

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who's done

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LEASE . T HANKS .

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𝙻𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜𝚘𝚛@PrettyPo1si0n

𝚒F your WIFE ever gets SO revolted by the MERE SIGHT of YOU that the DISGUST dRivES her to HOMICIDE & you end up PERISHING under ' UNSEEN ' & ' UNORTHODOX ' circumstances . . most certainly criminal . . CALL . ME . i NEED . MON . EY .

My wife hates me she looks at me and says ew ew ew :(((

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i beatbox when i'm nervous , it's a tick .

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' nightbeat !! 𝚜𝚝OP beatboxxing!!! WHERE are the HOSTAGES !! ' DUN dundunDUNdundunBWAPBWAP buP nok nok DUH dundun DUHN duhhh duhnnnn- WICKA WiCKA wHAAAAA -- !?!!! 🗣💦 SPTA - BPTA !!!

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𝚌URiOUSER & CURIOUSER !! ( comically large magnifying glass out so everyone can tell when he's inspecting evidence , because a suspect isn't a suspect only IF they're been ruled out FOR NOW ! following his own pedesteps in a circle without realizing ) CURIOUSER & CURIOUSER !

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𝚊ny clues ? leads ? catch them here with a crystal clarity for a case to be closed !!! knlvezout.straw.page

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STRAWPAGE ! x.com/KNlVEZOUT/stat…

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