Kendall Mayes

@BussinWTB @TwistedTea This Sherm cat is hilarious. Well played.

We have a surprise guest at the meet and greet @TwistedTea #ad

@JoshLBritt @LittleBabyBum @gabbysdollhouse @ScottHanson @OfficialBlueyTV We have not. Although I feel like we should be knee deep in it.

@KPMayes @LittleBabyBum @gabbysdollhouse @ScottHanson I guess you guys haven’t reached the @OfficialBlueyTV phase yet

First tweet in a while, but the 3 year old daughter just ranked her favorite TV shows (unprompted). 1) @LittleBabyBum. 2) @gabbysdollhouse. 3) #NFLRedZone @ScottHanson. Feel pretty good about my parenting thus far.

@jacobglen Immediately thought of this vid when I saw him on there. Absolute gold!

Hilarious that Walken introduced the Foo Fighters for their first performance on SNL last night instead of host, Nate Bargatze. There’s history to that. Walken had introduced FF before. Here’s the hilarious backstory as told by Dave Grohl (1 min). youtu.be/xsg1RPnwH8g?si…

@Jedlyjoe13 The move is to walk in and say you want the freshest hot n ready. And let fate decide. That’s the move.

Bought my first hot n ready in prob over 5 years. Currently waiting in my car for 7 minutes for pizza to cook because it is not hot nor is it ready.

@KeithEllingson @joncoopertweets Boom roasted.

If you could have dinner with one person, alive or dead, from any point in history, who would it be?

Congratulations to Dr. Mayes for performing his 500th surgery since joining Andrews Institute in September of 2021! Learn about our total joint program and whether a hip or knee replacement is right for you here: ow.ly/T5ki50M7Hxy

Spooktober has begun…2 year old edition. @BussinWTB

Listen, @logandee is 30! Would have guessed 22. She’s the 🐐.

@_willcompton, shout out, no free shoutout, to the ice cream truck on a Friday night.

Drew Dirt Mayes.

Both legs asleep from the afternoon 2 and I can hear the youngest crying in her crib for her paci. This is when you need a veteran dad like @_willcompton.

Roman Josi should be front runner for the Norris and considered for the Hart. Another 3 point night. No shade on Makar at all. This is just a preposterous performance down the stretch.

@jacobglen @Newfairy11 @Jedlyjoe13 @MarchMadnessMBB Soooo much thigh here with what seems like no thigh hair. Impressive. #FeelsLike98

@Newfairy11 @Jedlyjoe13 @MarchMadnessMBB Yes, this guy has a ton to do with it. 😉

Proud of you @Newfairy11

RT and we’ll do it for the boys

@HiMyNameIsSeton, you stopping for lunch/dinner in OKC tomorrow?Let me know where and I’ll buy for you and the French Kid. Or @Jedlyjoe13 will buy.

@Jedlyjoe13 @JoshuaMac22 @husbandsOKC Lololol. Great tweets tonight you two.

@JoshuaMac22 @husbandsOKC 😞 I’ll be in your favorite place in the whole world at the time 🏰 🐭. First drink is on me 🍻 🥂

What I wanna know is if @Jedlyjoe13 is coming to NYC for the @husbandsOKC show? 👀

For all the parents out there, this is our funniest ornament I think. Credit goes to @logandee22. @LittleBabyBum

This lady has a sack on her to ask a question like this after a huge loss