Good_Enough_Isn't

I've never heard my hearts cry better explained.

@Kronykal Brilliant use of AI. Only 4 metric tons of water and the energy use of a small town but hey, they made a joke so...

Sigh

@pigreports You spelled UNTIL wrong. "Pig is a friend UNTIL a breakfast"

repeat after me pig is a friend not a breakfast

@BonafideKRS We got 12 people in one of those for a movie trip once.

The ‘Vette Gets ‘Em Wet

@hoshizorarock CONEY! We have something called a Coney which is, generally, a hotdogs, mustard, onions, chili, and cheese. Perfection!

チーズはホットドッグに合うと思いますか？🧀 アメリカ合衆国の皆様答えてもらえますか？👮

@handleitgrips I'm sorry but this is stupid. First class ticket to a busted face and missing teeth.

Name a gun that makes you mad just by looking at it. 👀😂

@4nt1p4tt3rn "I'm so embarrassed! Let me film this and put it on social media for the world to see! " There was a day that people would feel shameful putting these things out.

Good.

@MedicNamedHope Next at McDonald's "Rotisserie McChicken"

I'm torn . . . Is this the next slippery slope? Or am I happy to trade all of the junk food restrictions for a chicken? Leaning toward team chicken.

How are you going to explain this to your insurance. 🤣🤣🤣

@RestrictedDaily alaska

This Final Jeopardy is one of those that separates the people who really know from the ones just taking a shot. Take your time, think it through, and lock it in when you’re ready.

@MbarkCherguia lol... "ran"

Ok guys, what would you do if you ran into this scary guy in a dark alley? 😂

@ThrillaRilla369 Every time

If a cashier accidentally gave you too much change, would you return it? 💵 🪙 Be honest

@DangerousThinkg 0:03

How long does it take you to recognize this celebrity? Reply with the time you got it...

@SenateGOP Great, now PASS THE SAVE ACT!!!

Yesterday, The Supreme Court took an important step toward ending Democrats’ race-based gerrymandering scheme. Democrats attacking the court’s decision are supporting racial discrimination.

@alphafox Hammer. Put the band between then nail hook on the hammer. Snap it forward breaks the band. Metal, nylon, don't matter. Works every time.

Is this really the best way to open a pallet of lumber? 🤔

@akafaceUS Eyeballing measurements better than most folks could measure with a ruler. Insane precision!

People like him keep society going and nobody realizes it.

When is the new one coming out?

@flintarmstrong My genuine, deepest condolences!

My wife was killed today in a car crash. The other driver was going 110mph on a street with a 25 mph speed limit.

@craz_tom @BrianRoemmele

@BrianRoemmele I'm offended by oxygen's sense of entitlement. Why does it need 2 hydrogens? Where is the equality?

Caught on film for the first time: Hydrogen and Oxygen forming water…

Let me explain the four major differences between leftwing political violence and rightwing political violence: 1. Rightwing violence comes from the fringes of the conservative movement. Leftwing violence comes from the mainstream of the progressive movement. 2. Conservatives rarely encourage or glorify rightwing violence. Progressives routinely encourage and glorify leftwing violence. 3. Leftwing violence is such a common event that we hardly take notice of it unless it involves assassinating a major political figure--think of how routine Antifa/BLM style destruction of our cities has become. Rightwing violence is notable in its rarity. 4. Leftwing violence is often falsely attributed in the mass media to conservative beliefs. The opposite never happens.

@cowincrisis Be kind!

comment and i’ll give you a cow you remind me of