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It does get better. December be good to you 🍀

“What if your parents did not have you” is not the got ya some of you think it is in response to people choosing not to have children. Bold of you to assume that those people wanted to be here when had it been up to them, they’d have advised their parents not to have them 🤣

When women create, it's so thoughtful and full of heart. Transforming kids healthcare like this is every bit of genius 💝

Very fast response. Appreciate the interim remedy @KCCAUG and to you @like_a_gem for picking this up. 🙏🏾

There’s a pothole with the size and depth of a manhole outside Pearl Bank. It’s about to reach the core of the earth. @KCCAUG @UNRA_UG help please.

@k_ophelia Right? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I forget that we tweet among youngins 😁

@k_ophelia Lorde 🤦🏾‍♀️

@KPatu_ There's a law on the Ugandan books that's from the British laws. It means that the agreement to marry someone is a contractual obligation that can be enforced through the courts. Kwegamba if you change your mind about marrying me, pay me.

hate to defend a law enforcement girlie but the whole idea of "breach of promise to marry" is a joke and should not be on our law books.

@Judithiana 😍😍

CANAL+, MultiChoice honour Women in storytelling and sport during March-wp.me/p7FLkS-1uh2?ut…

@CharityKeza That show is so stressful my ghad. The gherrrro

Blue therapy on Netflix just shows how much low effort a man can put into a relationship and a sis will settle💔 coz what do you mean he left to get a tattoo after you gave birth????? Another one lost his job and pretended to go to work for two months???? Yho! #bluetherapy

Celebrate the women who shape our stories This International Women’s Month, MultiChoice a CANAL+ Company honours the creators, athletes, leaders and cultural forces whose voices inspire millions across Africa. Because she is the story. And we are… because she is

What kind of question is this?

@k_ophelia When you find out, let me know 😂😂😂

Hate to be that girl but wtf is give to gain?

Ladies, THIS is goals. Love her.

😭😭😭 to be loved like THIS? Truly unmatcheddddd

@blazey_blaze I’ve never understood some of the standards these schools set for people who are not accessing a free service. Especially if they’re not disrespectful or hurting anyone in any way.

Being denied entry at the likkle element’s school because of my locs on reporting day was hilarious. What a day!

what every day feels like now

Your visa was delayed because you don’t qualify, this has nothing to do with God. Coincidence happens, it’s all in ur head because why would God protect you alone and abandon everyone else in the UAE??

Benevolent sexism and hostile sexism aren’t always opposites. Often times, they’re complementary A man who always opens doors for women and says things like “you’re too beautiful to be worried about money” is likely to also think women are “too emotional” for leadership Such a person may feel hostility toward women in power while simultaneously holding a chivalrous, protective attitude toward stay-at-home mothers Benevolent sexism often reflects subjectively positive, yet restrictive, attitudes that reward women for conforming to traditional roles (e.g., believing women are pure, delicate, and need protection by men). Once a woman steps out of such roles, she may get treated with contempt by same chivalrous men This sort of stick-and-carrot pattern is a very interesting irony I’ve noticed

@irenemutuzo Congratulations Irene.

What a privilege it is to walk the steps my grandfather, my mother, and my father walked before me, To learn within the same walls that shaped them, To teach in the same college where my late mother poured out her life’s work here at @Makerere @MakerereCHUSS This is legacy!