K #FBPE Bunny Hugger 💙💛💚🇪🇺

In the UK the PM who is not mentioned in the Epstein files is fighting for his future because he appointed someone who is mentioned. Meanwhile, in the US, the person who is mentioned 38,000 times, and who sends out racist memes, is still President...

@emilyaustin Wrong side of history.

Live reaction to Billie Eilish going on a “Fuck ICE” rant 🤮 Painful to listen to.

@Number10cat @WhiteHouse Maybe send him to Antarctica and tell him it's Greenland, he won't know.

@WhiteHouse Cat check: Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere

Embrace the penguin.

@AChaysed @ADHDForReal I 100% agree with your analysis there. 4 is abhorrent 😂.

@ADHDForReal 1: too long, too sharply pointed 2: also too long 3: only correct choice 4: gtfoh 5: this is for a child

@drhingram It's stickman after running through a cactus field.

This little cactus looks like it’s creeping away after committing a crime

@NiallHarbison Omg im sobbing, I hope Bob will be OK. The compassion you show them is amazing x

We lost Angelina yesterday. Giving her a dignified send off was important. Just as important is her bonded partner Bob who is suffering. Dogs really are remarkable creatures…. (1/8)🧵

@NiallHarbison What a beautiful little dog, now getting all the love he deserves x

If you need a huge smile today… 5 months ago we spotted Shaggy on the streets of Thailand. He was alone, sick, terrified and without hope. Today he arrived at his forever home in America 🇺🇸… (1/7) 🧵

@RichKeeble I love this show and very disappointed that @Channel4 have not renewed for the third and final season. It's just one more season. Please let it go ahead.

Genuinely surprised at Channel 4 not renewing The Change for a third series. I thought it was a great show and had a lot of fun on it. Hopefully someone else will pick it up! 🤞🏻

@IntrovertProbss People who call and when I dont answer leave a voice mail. Urgh, just text me your question.

Ways to contact me ranked: 1. Text 2. Email 3. DM 98. Skywriting 99. Smoke signal 100. Call

@GyllKing So much space now the second Steinway grand is gone 😂

Just started reading a piece in The Telegraph on How to declutter. Spluttered my coffee in the third paragraph when she sold their second piano. What a hoot that comic is.

@krebsbicycle1 @NiallHarbison The sadness in her eyes at the start and the happiness at the end, is amazing to see.

@NiallHarbison Niall, this maybe your best rescue yet.

Just under 7 weeks ago Chance came into my life. She was completely shut down after being stabbed twice in the stomach. Not in my wildest dreams back then could I imagine what she is like today… (1/7) 🧵

@buitengebieden Brilliant, that cat is literally saying WTF, I'm off 😂

They bought the cat a new toy and this was the reaction.. 😂

@ADHDForReal Sorry to read this, hope you will be OK. X

Thanks a lot but currently going through it. Will be back soon❤️

Depressed asf.

@Acyn This guy is a dangerous idiot.

RFK JR: And these are kids who will never pay taxes, they'll never hold a job, they'll never play baseball, they'll never write a poem. They'll never go out on a date. Many of them will never use a toilet unassisted

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

@MaryRoseMuseum That was brilliant, well done. 👏👏👏

RFK Jr is not on a mission to discover the cause of autism. He is on a mission to blame it on vaccines.

Can everyone water their lawns & soil. Birds need worms to feed their babies, but the ground is too hard Love Bert the Blackbird x

Today’s @MattCartoonist