KT Reed-GhostTown 👻

Honestly my fault for continuing to waste my money on these scam ass garbage companies.

@DoorDash_Help real classy of y'all to stick me with an "undeliverable" item fee for an order that never arrived, lie about there being a redelivery in process, then hang up on me. Great stuff, team. 🙄

So long, my friends. It has been an honor. Find my criminally underrated takes at this same handle on the other ones.

performance reviews when you have ADHD are just "have you considered being good at the things that are rendered extremely difficult by your incurable neurodevelopmental disability?"

i love that being able to afford rent n groceries is being romanticized by gen z like we've literally reached an economic point of no return

Cricket In An Armchair Ludwig Heinrich Jungnickel (1911) - lithograph

Do I know anybody with chronically effed up molars who has had dental implants covered by insurance?

Roses are red Brewers make beers

The Mansfield News, Ohio, November 5, 1914

The FBI suspects that Russian operatives have been calling polling places in key Georgia districts to say that In The Aeroplane Over The Sea is just okay

bringing this one back

Shoutout to this definitely real human woman doing vaguely threatening GOTV on the chess app

kamala's road to the presidency is winning these key battleground counties:

My new obsession is this Ancient Peruvian Little Guy.

@BourgeoisScam @zeDotenator I CAN! He was a Republican and his main thing was copyright law. He died in office and his wife (not Cher) took over his seat. Had to do research for this halloween party.

@zeDotenator @KTReedTownsend can tell you all about it lol

they should schedule doctor appts like DOORS 8:15 Nurse 8:25 Doctor 8:40

Nobody: ... My intrusive thoughts: Y'know that guy who carves down to the fucked part of infected cow hooves? What if my teeth are like that.

Roses are red, Water is wet,

Roses are red, Rainbows are gay,