Kristen (KVP) LaFreniere

I pledge myself to: • service without prejudice, • integrity without compromise, and • advocacy without arrogance #appellatetwitter

A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover Seder: "Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot." Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"

Ugh. This one really hurts.

We’re a firm believer in children having chores, so Becca is working on her safecracking badge today. 🔐

@JudgeDillard Very cool! I love being a notary!

I wonder if any of my followers could use this sign.

A church in York Pa has issued a "Loud Kid Policy."

@KVPTexas Woohoo! That's what we love hearing! Any leftovers?

I know, I know. I nailed my Valentine’s Day gift to David, with a heavy assist from @LouMalnatis. 🍕

@LouMalnatis It was amazing!!!

@KVPTexas This is how you LOU it! How did David enjoy everything?

Amazing. 🍕

@heavensbvnny I haven’t worn makeup for about 5 years and it’s amazing!

Are there women out here who leave the house completely barefaced? No makeup , nothing at all, just rocking their natural look? If so, what’s that like?

Becca loves all of you too! #HappyValentinesDay!! ❤️❤️

Today is the 5th anniversary of the release of the infamous #Lawyercat video, which I posted roughly thirty minutes after the start of the second impeachment trial. Who would have thought it would have such a lasting impact on the world! Happy Lawyercat Day for all who celebrate!

@wingstop @WingstopCEO Sending now; thank you!

@KVPTexas @WingstopCEO Thank you for bringing this to our immediate attention. We take issues like this very seriously and want to look into this ASAP. Can you DM us your contact information so we can follow up?

You know you’re disappointed in the amount of @wingstop fries in your order when you have to break out the scale to prove tonight for the 3rd time in a row we got less than half what brand standards say a “large” is supposed to be. I need my fries and ranch, people! @WingstopCEO

Excited for my first flight @SouthwestAir! Your littlest passenger is ready to take to the skies!! ✈️ 💛 ❤️ 💙

I was not made for this. 🥶

Guys, this stuff is reeeeally cold, even for a polar bear cub. 🐻‍❄️❄️

@HannahWardEdu Now we just need to come up with a “or best offer” to make them on EBay.

If I ever win the lottery I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs.

We love the ladies at Tech Cafe so much. They are so sweet to Becca every day and she adores them! Today she was having nothing but Misty carrying her around everywhere so she helped run tickets!

Concerned a lump-sum inheritance might do more harm than good for someone you love? Maybe it’s your kiddo. It may even be your spouse. There are ways to protect them… Let’s talk about it. 🧵