Athelstan the Man

"Oh bugger."

@LeAdderNoire Aren't I pleased that doing the sporting runs (almost daily) for the offspring are behind me...

@KWCook57 On the Astro as the grass pitch is unplayable, lights will be on.

The boy’s away football match doesn’t kick off until 4pm, who is running their club? Satan himself?

@carryontitterin B every day.

You can only keep one of these groups to watch for the rest of your life. The other group must be destroyed. Which group are you keeping?

@carryontitterin I'm older than Carry On Sergeant!

Apparently 1 or 2 of you are a little older than I thought. Tell me your birthday and I'll tell you which (if any) Carry On film was being filmed when you were born... 🤪

@Tracey_Ann_C Drive through at 60mph or else they’ll have your wheels. x

Off to Croydon tomorrow...any advice 😉

@PremierDarts @anonymous_darts 83.91

Wanna win some Nathan Aspinall K-Flex? Our Admin @anonymous_darts is playing in his pub league later on What’s he going to average? Closest guess takes the K-Flex!

@anonymous_darts Biblical plague incoming?

ITS RAINING BIG FISH

@Tracey_Ann_C New place to hide the Dreamies? xx

Some call it inquisitive, I call it downright nosey

@rawlimark She probably thinks fiscal drag is a lurid stage show.

@GavWilson One thing the RFL are good at is dogs’ breakfasts.

So it looks like the RFL are going to have to create FOUR different potential fixture lists for the new merged Championship in 2026 then. - 21 clubs - 20 clubs, without Salford - 20 clubs, without Fev - 19 clubs, without Salford or Fev Sound.

@Giantsrl By ‘eck It’ll be a bit parky up Castle ‘ill.

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@Fatbaldbloke1 And even though they’re self adhesive, he would still try.

I wouldn't trust him to lick stamps in a Post Office.

@PeriklesGREAT Late for the Doctor Who audition

What do you call this look ?

@Rainmaker1973 Catman.

What is his name?

@anonymous_darts Need to get an easy chair on the stage for his opponent.

Phantom darts galore, asking the ref whats left after leaving bull The man is fucking box office

@TheRealJamieKay And all eaten by a quarter past eight.

The absolute joy receiving one of these as a Christmas present as a child.

@EdwardJDavey @YstradHistory The BBC is destroying itself!

It’s easy to see why Trump wants to destroy the world’s number one news source. We can’t let him. The BBC belongs to all of us here in the UK. The Prime Minister and leaders from across the political spectrum should be united in telling Trump to keep his hands off it.

@MisanthropeGirl Davie must be a candidate for the head honcho at OfCom now...

@ArchRose90 Correction...An international disgrace.

BBC director general Tim Davie and News CEO Deborah Turness have resigned following the revelations of BBC bias by the Telegraph. Good but they should be the first of many. The BBC is now a national disgrace.

@AvonandsomerRob 2011...Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Indeed it was.

The Movie & Cinema industry is in crisis. Box Office sales have plummeted, and chains like Odeon have announced record losses as people stay at home for Netflix & Chill. When did you last visit the cinema? And was the movie any good?