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FIFA announce the 73rd limited release of World Cup tickets for a tournament that has had record sales.

@avfc_stef @sturgios @jonboy_avfc I had a full head of hair before Sancho came on

@K_ribensis @sturgios @jonboy_avfc As a slaphead myself, my comment was in solidarity ✊

Absolutely spectacular mullet in the Villa crowd on MOTD

@avfc_stef @sturgios @jonboy_avfc No need Stef, no need 😂 I decided hair wasn’t for me

@sturgios @jonboy_avfc Making the most of his hair while he has it by the looks of his old man 🤣

@greenkeeperdave He’s been there longer than you thought . Here’s an early photo

I must be off my rocker

@hmn_alchemy @WC_LFC_Torres Surely if you are off, you are off. That’s what makes defending and attacking such a skill. The only issue with the current rules/VAR is the time it takes.

@WC_LFC_Torres You’re just not understanding the problem it DOES solve. The problem isn’t the marginal difference calls. The problem is that the spirit of the offside law was always to give deference to the attacker in a tie. The marginal call has always been there before VAR and will always B

It’s funny how everyone can see the glaringly obvious problem with this except for the people in charge

@lfc28288228 @WC_LFC_Torres The attacking side will lump the ball quickly to the attackers, with their strikers getting a head start. Meanwhile most will sit back, to prevent it happening to them when/if it breaks down

@WC_LFC_Torres So if one side is in a low block, what happens to the attacking side? Also in a low block because they fear the new offside rule? Creates crazy space in the attacking side which can be exploited for counter attacks no?

@balls_sack844 @Everton__1234 @WC_LFC_Torres But it’s no longer a proper game of football. No skilled defending, just backlines camping in front of the keeper.. long balls and fast strikers only

@Everton__1234 @WC_LFC_Torres Making it harder for the defender is good. More goals winner winner

@balls_sack844 @WC_LFC_Torres As a defender, I’d step back from the attacker. So he can’t get the run on me, it’s common sense. Otherwise the balls being played around me and the striker has a 1 yard head start. It’s a silly idea, won’t work.

@WC_LFC_Torres Disagree this makes offside more clear than it is now rather than always trying to catch people offside the defenders will know they have to win the balls and tackles or it results in a goal. In fact if I was a manager I would throw more at attack due to this

@Mobyhaque1 😂 why would they even think for a second that this would improve the game? Moving the offside line to benefit strikers, will change the game significantly. Defensively deeper, long balls from the back and speedy attackers. Midfield will enjoy watching the game.

Wenger’s new offside rule is approved, will be tested in 🇨🇦 Canadian Premier League April 2026. If successful will be imp globally next year Under new rule: 📑A player will ONLY be offside if entire body has fully passed last defender.

@BlackScarfMarc 😂 I mean, we all are biased to our teams, but 😂 really

“But it’s wet!” Fantastic levels of excuse making by Stevie Wonder, over the latest diabolical challenge by Romero.

Jay doing an excellent impression of a buzzard (eventually) #Springwatch

@LickeyHillsGolf @greenkeeperdave The 15th is like the Somme

Fairway status !!!!!

@mangelafever He’s out til next season and I’m not kidding

My mental health this week is based on a Boubacar Kamara injury update. #avfc

@DAMcGuffie Kamara out for season, my source is normally reliable but I’m still trying to get the accuracy checked

Need a Kamara injury update. Need a McGinn injury update. Need a Onana injury update. Need a transfer incomings update. Need any form of update. #AVFC

@MrOrangeDeux @mmpadellan Yes, what did the fox say?

Something is seriously broken inside these gestapo ICE jackasses if the sight of a person dancing dressed as a fox throws them into an abusive rage.

@ElliotKane @afneil 😂 I know. He tried it briefly with Canada and he’s already the leader or Venezuela

@K_ribensis @afneil Quite possiible. Heck of a dangerous flex, though.

Donald Trump threatens 10% tariffs on Nato countries - including the UK, France, and Germany – who have deployed troops to Greenland from February 1st, followed by 25% from June 1st. Becoming impossible to have any kind of sensible relations with Trump’s America, economic or political, when he just makes things up as he goes along, in the authoritarian manner of a bully who must always have his own way. The sooner the Supreme Court rules that wielding presidential power in this manner through tariffs as unconstitutional the better.

@ElliotKane @afneil Mmm I think he wants to expand the USA…. It’s an ego thing

@afneil I assume the end goal is mineral development rights. Why he can't just negotiate on that basis is beyond me. No-one's doing anything with them, so it should be an easy bargain.

@HarryForbes7 @nh531g @afneil Mmm….i think we were sending 2 messages by doing this

@nh531g @afneil If the aim is to stop China and Russia taking it, Trump should be happy that others are stepping up to defend it.

@TotalVilla_ Back up right back

I don’t think Evann Guessand is a right winger. However, if we sign Tammy Abraham, there will be little to no chance we see him play through the middle as a striker. Where do you think Evann Guessand will fit into our squad in our current system? 🤔 #avfc

@TotalVilla_ @berkcanoguslu Shhh, let’s not jinx this move. He’d be ideal for them

@berkcanoguslu I don’t think we’d let him go soon after signing him.

Guessand'ın Aston Villa'daki kötü süreci Beşiktaş için bir alım fırsatıdır. Nice'de kaostan düzen çıkartılan sistemde Guessand yıldızlaşmışken, Aston Villa'daki robotik taktiksel şema onu zorladı. Onun ilacı Sergen Yalçın'ın (Emery'nin antitezi olan) özgürlük vermeli sistemidir. Ayrıca Abraham'dan kazanılan bonservis , Abraham'la neredeyse yarı yarıya olan Guessand maaşı, Beşiktaş'a ekonomik bir alan da açacaktır. Özellikle 1.5 yıl kiralamanın sonunda mantıklı bir opsiyon olursa tadından yenmez. Tam Süper Lig'e ve Sergen Yalçın oyununa uygun bir hibrit forvet. Birçok artı/eksi olsa da umarım transfer gerçekleşir.