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My gym is always so empty but I’ve never seen it this dead empty. Amazing

@jcmmartin65 wow a christian lying on the internet who knew

I was paired with a twosome as the first group out on a Saturday morning. When I introduced myself, this is the response I received. “Better not hold us up.” Got up, ripped a high draw down the middle past their tee shots. “Not gonna be a problem,” I said. They kept being a$$holes. I started calling my shots and shot -5 under. They hopped in their cart after 18 and headed straight for the parking lot. I drove by them in my cart and yelled, “Really enjoyed my round today. Thanks for the motivation to kick your a$$e$.”

Fraudulent

@LeeKurtiss @AFMBlog @EmilyWa24215278 i live in a 3700 sq foot house. i have 3 kids, both my wife and i wfh. 4 beds, 3 full baths, 2 half baths. half basement for the kids, half basement for storage / home gym. i feel like we could use more space if anything.

@AFMBlog @EmilyWa24215278 The idea that people need to live in 3700 square foot homes is just insane.

My neighbor is replacing their HVAC system today. Their house is slightly bigger than ours. Total cost for everything: $34,000!!!!! What in the hell? He said they have tripled in cost since COVID. What a crock of crap.

I’m gonna need a couple free months this is fucking insane

@PlanetFitness employee showed up well after opening time only to have forgotten a key? So now 30ish people standing in pour rain while our open gym won’t let us in

@original_ngv little incel boy

@original_ngv a high five is not making a move you fucking incel. god damn this is some sad shit

In my first year of college I was doing a group project with a girl I thought was very cool. We worked together for 3 weeks and when the project was done I went around for high fives with the team. When I reached her she looked at me and said "ew no". You could tell it slipped and she didn't mean to say it out loud, but it killed the vibe between everyone. Never spoke with her again. Nope, never making a first move with girls ever again lol. Learnt my lesson the hard way.

i am once again asking why exactly zero of my local bike shops open before 11am.

@mikevorel it's temporary for a few weeks, you'll live tiny buddy

This is going to take some getting used to

people who live outside of the northeast megalopolis disgust me

maybe i'm missing something but why do exactly zero of the local bike shops in my area not open until 10am.

I love this gym man there’s like literally 6 people here

Absolute fucking bullshit. Unprofessional bullshit. It's why no one watches AOL blast. Bullshit.

hell yeah it's officially calorie deficit april