Kady 🦄

Oilers loss Oilers loss Blue Jays loss Canada loss 💔💔💔💔

I proudly stand with my nation's cheating curlers

GERMANY IS BUZZING 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

delusionally optimistic that Draisaitl’s about to put Germany on his back and beat the Americans

Canada getting blessed by Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl:

y’all know I’m Canada down

I genuinely thought you couldn't do worse than "that mother of three with stuffed animals in her car was a domestic terrorist" but "that ICU nurse at the local VA was a domestic terrorist" might actually take it.

Czechia is a lot better at hockey than singing

The Station Nightclub fire happened in 2003. No smartphones. No Instagram. 100 people still died because they stood watching the flames, thinking it was part of the show. I've retrofitted fire safety for some of the largest property portfolios in the UK post-grenfell. You are confusing stupidity with biology, physics, and catastrophic design failures. Here is the actual science of what you are watching: 1. When the music keeps playing and staff don't panic, the human brain overrides flight instincts to fit the threat into a normal context. This is called normalcy bias. These kids froze to process conflicting social cues, not to post for likes. They were likely already filming. They were also likely drunk. 2. We explicitly design buildings to account for this hesitation (pre-movement time). Fire safety codes assume people will wait before running. In a compliant building, you can assume up to a minute or two before egress commences. Sprinklers and detection systems are designed specifically to buy that time. 3. The reason the time buffer didn't exist here is the material. That ceiling is polyurethane foam. It doesn't burn linearly; it hits flashover (1,100°F) in under 90 seconds. It's essentially solid gasoline. The room would have exploded for all intents and purposes. Way before anyone could reasonably evacuate. 4. We calculate exit widths based on how many people can physically pass through a door per minute (flow rate) versus how fast a fire spreads. With foam fires, the available safe egress time drops to almost zero. Even if they had reacted instantly, the crowd density would have choked the exits before the room cleared. 5. In any normal building fire, especially one that starts off small, you expect a responsible adult to put it out, or sprinklers to do the same. When there's a pan fire in a restaurant, you don't run out in case the entire building suddenly explodes. No reasonable person should have expected this unless they were the owner and knew how the building was designed. Those poor teenagers likely passed out from smoke inhalation soon after this video. If they didn't, they would have been caught in a catastrophic explosion as they crammed into the single tiny exit. They didn't die because of Instagram. They died because the physics of the fire moved faster than human bodies can physically squeeze through a door, and a catastrophic disregard of safe design principles meant they never stood a chance.

SALUTE THE FLAG EVERYBODY GET UP SALUTE THE FLAG #heatedrivalry

this NFL Christmas halftime show makes me feel like I took acid and also lost my hearing

Come again?

Bari Weiss: finally, I have the ultimate power to keep this critical 60 minutes segment from ever seeing the light of day Canada:

I’m 35 years old and hopelessly addicted to a still slightly frozen uncrustable

don’t show me that sad Skinner video

@Slickrick_Yeg @AndrewKnack @DavidStaplesYEG I’m sure I’ll regret engaging but Trans Day of Remembrance was established in 1999 in Massachusetts. He was recognizing a day that has been on the calendar for 26 years. Try being less mad at imaginary enemies when you wake up in the morning — it makes your life better.

@AndrewKnack @DavidStaplesYEG You created a transgender remembrance day a week after a day to remember the veterans who fought for our country and freedoms. Your woke agenda is disgusting. Shame on you knack

Edmonton city council is lost and broken. City of Edmonton now refuses to clear snow from stairs into the valley, cutting off access. Raising taxes sky high to pay for racist and sexist DEI and its climate alarm schemes. Won’t pay for basic snow clearing. Lost and broken.

anytime someone opens an email with “greetings” I’m like ok alien greetings to you too I guess

@brettvanriper It was Kyler Murray but I had to pick up Aaron Rodgers 😖

@KadyDane Ouch. Who's your QB?

imagine being 2-8 in fantasy with Christian McCaffrey, Josh Jacobs, and Trey McBride I don’t have to imagine. it’s me