Kaeyla Willis

@influenceleague Based in Memphis, TN. Lifestyle, events/experiential, music. kaughtbykaete.com

Can someone please fix bacon packaging. There has to be a better way.

@QuickestTempa It definitely confused me too 😂

Ignoring the actual information you put, you said hell no and then said you do eat before so I’m confused.

You really just wake up one day & be like actually.. that’s enough of that - and switch gears completely

Me: Hey, can you print this black and white document? Printer: I am offline. Me: No, you are not. Can you please just print this black and white document? Printer: With my MAGENTA low??? Bro, you sound insane right now.

K Michelle: *Crying again* Angela:

Millennials, it’s time to pick your midlife crisis: - multiple years of celibacy - age gap bf - declare bankruptcy - move to a cheaper midwestern city - hit up your first love from high school - quit drinking - start drinking - edible psychosis - start making jewelry - get an MBA

@KevOnStage Yes millennial.

Help me settle a debate. Do you have a printer in your home RIGHT NOW and what generation are you?

@rudy_betrayed @JerLisa_Nicole cityoflouisvillegeorgia.com

@KaeylaWillis @JerLisa_Nicole Louisville is in Kentucky

Hi hello. No judgement here but what city were you taught the capital of the state Georgia is? Because some of us were taught wrong.

@buttonhatesyou @JerLisa_Nicole Atlanta is the current capital. The others are listed in the order in which they were the capital.

@KaeylaWillis @JerLisa_Nicole Georgia has more than one capital?

@Graceism_ @JerLisa_Nicole SAME. I could've sworn someone taught me it was Augusta.

@JerLisa_Nicole Ngl I thought it was Augusta until I read this thread

You really gotta run a strict program or your life will be a circus

with age and experience u can spot a loser a lot quicker. which is why losers love dating young

Dating in your 30s is realizing chemistry can exist without compatibility. Very unfortunate discovery.

What a privilege it is to afford a gym, buy healthy food, pay bills, have legs that walk, eyes that see, a brain that functions, work every day, and take our bodies to their full potential.

I ain’t like the rest of yall I’ll NEVER turn my back on the people I came up with. I’ll still go to Cheesecake Factory and Applebee’s. RIP Bahama Breeze.

And the bill did not pass! Louisiana is not losing 2 congressional districts.

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

Little neighborhood drama this morning. The lady across the street who has been laid off for the past six months (I know this because I helped her with her resume) has an interview this morning (she told me that as well). I went outside to move my car, and she was pulling out of her gate. She pulled back into her driveway because she forgot something. I looked down the street and saw a tow truck make a sudden movement WHILE I was backing out. So I stopped in the street.