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He’s never going to like water.😓

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

@Tg_Moscow @luxemiaa Found the cheap ass who would’ve done the same thing to save $2

Or maybe… just maybe… he assumed sharing food on a date was normal human behavior and not the opening chapter of a dictatorship. Some of you turn every awkward moment into a full psychological documentary. “He canceled my fries” somehow became: “He will control my wardrobe, my future and probably my blood type by date three.” Meanwhile the guy was probably just trying to avoid paying for two portions of fries sitting on the same table. Not every man making a small decision is “controlling.” Sometimes it’s just social clumsiness. Sometimes it’s confidence. And sometimes people are so used to individualism that basic sharing now feels like oppression. If canceled fries emotionally ended the date, the relationship was never surviving real problems anyway.

I went on a date and ordered a salad and fries. That was my meal. The waiter wrote it down and moved on to him. He asked, “Does the club sandwich come with fries?” The waiter said yes. He said, “Great, I’ll have the club.” Then he looked at the waiter and said, “And you can cancel her fries.” My fries. The fries I had specifically ordered for myself. Canceled without discussion, as if he had full legal authority over my potato decisions. I just sat there staring at him. This man had known me for maybe 20 minutes and was already editing my order. I asked why he did that. He said, “You can just have some of mine.” That was not the point. First of all, I wanted my own fries. Second, I do not want to negotiate over side dishes with a man I barely know. And.,......

@MemphisMcchickn @Mollyploofkins 🤣🙃You incorrectly believe that attempting to harm an endangered animal is a minor infraction, when it’s a severe federal offense. You’ve been told, but YOU rank it as less than “murder” because you don’t value life- a moral and ethical failing in a “productive society.”

@buttonhatesyou @Mollyploofkins My point is that 2 wrongs do not make a right. Dude got physically attacked for revenge of a relatively small wrongdoing. Thats not how a productive society functions Even if he HAD done something awful like murder, that doesn’t justify getting jumped and beaten up

A tourist who drew widespread condemnation in Hawaii after a witness recorded him chucking a coconut-sized rock at “Lani,” a beloved, endangered Hawaiian monk seal off a Maui beach, was arrested Wednesday by federal agents. Igor Mykhaylovych Lytvynchuk, 38, of Covington, Washington, is charged with harassing a protected animal, the U.S. attorney's office in Honolulu said, adding that National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration special agents arrested him near Seattle.

It’s a pretty horrible time to be alive if you have morals and a conscience.

@MemphisMcchickn @Mollyploofkins You didn’t have one, so that would be impossible. You asked “who cares” and the answer is everyone with critical thinking skills who can extrapolate that this man does not belong in polite society.

@buttonhatesyou @Mollyploofkins I don’t doubt that’s true, but it is completely irrelevant to my point

@MemphisMcchickn @Mollyploofkins Your lack of inquisitiveness, has left you embarrassingly ignorant, which is why you don’t know that 45-95% of serial killers/sexual homicide offenders start with animal harm. The categorically false opinion that a rock wouldn’t harm the seal, further demonstrates your stupidity

@Mollyploofkins I am in the minority on this but who cares? It wasn’t nice but he wasn’t going to harm it. He lobbed that rock. Even if it hits the seal, seal would be perfectly fine The locals who beat him up for this are the bad guys. You can’t just attack people who aren’t threatening you

@UncleButch2112 @hayke02 @KevP5774 @RoomHelper @provaxtexan @fire_starter457 🤭

@buttonhatesyou @hayke02 @KevP5774 @RoomHelper @provaxtexan @fire_starter457 Pulease....... really now.... Where is it worse for me...🤣🤣🤣

‘Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy!’ This is what antivaxxers sound like 🤦‍♂️

🤣 it’s a bit, right?

@UncleButch2112 @hayke02 @fire_starter457 @KevP5774 @RoomHelper @provaxtexan Oh! So being wrong is your kink! I get it now. 🤣🤣🤣🤡

@buttonhatesyou @hayke02 @fire_starter457 @KevP5774 @RoomHelper @provaxtexan a lot is the English correct spelling... Wow so good looking and dumb as a hammer.

@UncleButch2112 @hayke02 @KevP5774 @RoomHelper @provaxtexan @fire_starter457 Where it’s even worse for you?

@buttonhatesyou @hayke02 @KevP5774 @RoomHelper @provaxtexan @fire_starter457 You dont know how to scroll up do you?

@UncleButch2112 @hayke02 @fire_starter457 @KevP5774 @RoomHelper @provaxtexan “A lot” is two words, guy who keeps insisting he’s “smart enough.”🤣

@hayke02 @fire_starter457 @KevP5774 @RoomHelper @provaxtexan No, actually the opposite... I wasnt a sheeple like you it appears. I lost a job, money and a few friends, but I stood by more morals and beliefs and didnt cave to "free fries" and dancing nurses on TikTok. Selfish, not even close, I gave up alot to protect my convictions.

@UncleButch2112 @hayke02 @KevP5774 @RoomHelper @provaxtexan @fire_starter457 If it’s “not a vaccine” then what the fuck are you in here yelling about it, in response to an “anti-vaxx” tweet? YOU brought it up. 🤣🤡

@hayke02 @KevP5774 @RoomHelper @provaxtexan @fire_starter457 Im smart enough to know that the COVID shot isnt a vaccine. Also smart enough to know giving people 12-15 booster shots is NOT normal...

@UncleButch2112 @KevP5774 @RoomHelper @provaxtexan @fire_starter457 He said “anti-vaxxers.” Your “vaccine derangement syndrome” has you obsessed with Covid. It’d be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic. 🤭

@KevP5774 @RoomHelper @provaxtexan @fire_starter457 But... but.... but... there is no vaccine for COVID. Vaccines dont require boosters every 4-5 months.... that is considered a treatment, not a vaccine 🤦‍♂️ Do you get flu shots 4-5 times a year????

Gotta take a workplace violence training course at work, v excited to learn how to fight my coworkers

@MurrayDrever @MerriamWebster

@MerriamWebster And where does “whelmed” get put? You can be over, you can be under, but you can’t be “whelmed” Thank you for your attention to this matter.

We hope this post about orphaned negatives makes you gruntled. An ‘orphaned negative’ is a word that SHOULD feel like it has a related word, but doesn’t. ‘Nonchalant’ is an orphaned negative because there is no ‘chalant.’

@BCTKNOX @JamieBonkiewicz They “sound” like that to you, because you are ostensibly and irrevocably stupid. Hope this helps!

Every car needs a 5 point harness instead of a seat belt and all drivers need a helmet and a fire retardant full encapsulation suit required by law. This is what the vaccine fanatics sound like to me. I'm cool with vaccines bro just not 20 of them a year for everything that pops up anywhere in the world.

Who is choosing to wear a seatbelt? I’m thinking of skipping it. I’m a safe driver. I don’t actually know anybody who has flown through their windshield. Most accidents are just minor fender benders anyway. This is exactly what anti-vax posts sound like to me.

how can i convert my screams into energy like they do in monsters inc

@DeputyVanHalen4 The car behind me turned🤣🤦‍♀️

@buttonhatesyou And I guarantee that some people still mess it up with all those signs.

We can’t have nice roads because we have to put in 5 signs to prevent stupid people from turning left when there’s a brand new traffic pattern. This doesn’t include the other signs denoting the designated new lanes for left turns.