Karen Cordell

@pandocruises is there an issue with your 'manage my booking' page? It's just stuck and won't let me log in.

@thameswater we have lost our water supply

@Tesco are there issues with your grocery delivery system? Expecting a delivery which is now late and no update on the app.

@Debenhams I have been trying to contact customer services about a return that has not been processed. How do I get a response??

@JeremyClarkson Even a grass fire would have made it a bit worthwhile getting up for!

That F1 race this morning gave me an idea of what it might be like to watch cricket.

Sounds like Ann Widdecombe #TheMaskedSinger

Whoop whoop..I'm in #Oasis25 #goingnotselling !!

@Joedan_dilemma Ah thats fab news.

@KagsyC We are. We're all at the same secondary school. I'm still with my bf of 7 years. And we have 2 ginger pussy cats now

I'm back! Might need a new twitter handle though. Updates: I'm now an LSA in a secondary school and love teaching maths. Eldest girl is into McFly big style thanks to me taking her to a concert. Youngest still loves Stephen Mulhern, giraffes and Taylor Swift

@Joedan_dilemma Hope you and the girls are all doing well x

@KagsyC Hi Karen!

@JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay The @AlpineF1Team ??

I once convinced @MrJamesMay to buy something mad. And today, he did the same to me.

Linda Barker who presented changing rooms as knitting? #MaskedSingerUK

@BoyGeorge Big up the Middle Park Massive!!

Delivered in Bexley but raised in SE9 massive! :)

Poodle is Noel Fielding #MaskedSingerUK

#MaskedSingerUK robobunny - Lee latchford-evans from Steps

#MaskedSingerUK firework could be Billie Shepherd

#maskedsinger lion fish sounds like @CraigRevHorwood

@MaskedSingerUK robobunny could be Adam Peaty?

@thameswater hi. We have no water at all in DA2 8BZ. I believe there is a burst pipe locally. Any idea when it will be repaired as we can't even flush the loo 😩

@kmfmolly shout out to the bacon sarnie brigade in the camping field. We will be there soon Olly!!!