NTUNGAMO'S EMPEROR

On Monday,13th January,2025, I graduated from Makerere University @Makerere with a bachelors degree in arts with education (English and literature) from the mighty college of education and external studies @MaKCEES . I am now a certified teacher 💪

@UOXUganda @kirya_ug

Ugandans on X 🇺🇬, it’s time to decide! Nominations for the UOX President (2026–2028) are officially OPEN. To nominate your preferred candidate: 👉 Tag, mention, or name them under this post 👉 Use the hashtag #UOXDecides2026 1/2

@VJJunior_256 The day I accepted that VJ Junior is the best, it was after watching Lord of the rings, rings of power. I don't think there is any VJ who can make you understand that movie apart from VJ Junior. Kudos bro, you are the best in this

You’ve been in this industry for so long, yet you’re still hung up on the difference between a VJ and an interpreter. Who are you trying to convince yourself or the people we serve?

@NewtonAllan6 I ask celebrating Easter Sunday from that church 😂😂😂

There’s a church in Kampala where the pastor recruits beautiful girls to attract more followers. When you arrive, they assign one of the girls to you. And yes, YOU EAT.

@SamsonMKasumba Elegant Motel?

I slept in a small Motel in Ntungamo. The rooms are decent and there is warm water. The challenge is that the investor left the business to people looking for jobs. My brother told me that the Americans say: never put more than 500$ in anything you will not personally supervise. Now I know why Mr. Mandela is doing well. I have found him many times at his eateries waiting on tables and checking on the experience of his clients! That Motel will not last long if the owner, whoever that is, does not fix customer experience.

@A33299Anthony @Weird_confesse I won't blame you, sex is a very important issue in marriage. You can't marry someone who is bad in bed

@Weird_confesse But seriously what's that gona contribute to your r/ship? Will it put food on the table..as a man u should be serious most times especially if u looking for a long term partner, s top looking at stupid factors when choosing a wifey

Hello admin, kindly post. I have my girlfriend, I love her so much and I want to marry her. But the problem with her is only one, she is very dry😭😭. Her p%s*y is very d*y, every time we are making lo)%ve, it runs out of l#blic*tions hence putting alot of friction, which makes my d&*k become painful hence losing interest. Another thing, she didn't p%ll(teyasika/kukyalila ensiko). Admin, l love this girl so much, but this issue is killing me inside. Honestly speaking, taw&)ma😭😭. But I love her. I openly told her her problem and she felt like crying, but I assured her that everything will be well. We live in Mbarara, kindly advise and recommend the remedies that will help us to over come that obstacle. I will be in the comment section. Thanks

@ChinoUTD @grok did Yamal say this?

🚨 Yamal on English football after facing Newcastle: “You receive the ball and it feels like you’ve stolen something. Three players come immediately. I don’t know how technical players like Bruno survive there.”

@KwikirizaNova Sebo eyo enyambala nga okyali muto siya abantu abava mu humble beginnings totulimba😂😂. Otherwise, happy birthday. Blessings in your new age

From humble beginnings to where I stand today, every step mattered. Grateful for the struggles, the lessons, and the growth. The journey continues…… Happy birthday Nova!

@DailyLoud @grok is this true?

BREAKING: Newly appointed Supreme Leader of Iran, Ayatollah Arafi, has reportedly been killed in an airstrike, just hours after being given the role.

@AllanSseky No wonder u have a big 👃

Man United is losing this game tonight. Mark this tweet 📌

@NIRA_Ug @CrystoPanda , take NIRA to court for using your pic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dear Mr. Ogwang its always been FREE of charge. Applies to every Ugandan, whether abusive or not.

@912CroozeFM Kindly do it, warn that fool to leave your husband

STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART; My husband started a new job three months ago. He was excited at first, but now he doesn't want to go to work some days because of one colleague who keeps bullying him. The man is rude, undermines his work, and has even tried to turn other employees against my hubby. My husband is kind and humble, and he’s not the type to defend himself but I can see how stressed and unhappy he’s become, and it breaks my heart. He complains to me all the time about what’s happening. I want to call this coworker and tell him to leave my husband alone. As a loving wife, I feel like I should stand up for him since he can't do it himself. Please advise, Patience.

MAKERERE GRADUANDS IN THEIR GRADUATION PARTY SPEECHES: If it was not hard work, I wouldn't have graduated. This degree is out of committing myself and working hard. MEANWHILE THE HARDWORK 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇😂😂😂🤣

@mkainerugaba 😊😊

@Thomas_Tayebwa You will never find Ugandans representing the UK, never. But Europeans represent Ugandans, the irony 😊😊😊

You will be shocked to learn that they’re among the best performing ambassadors. I have worked closely with both of them and they have our country at heart more than many indigenous Ugandans. It is unfortunate that we can judge people based on their colour rather than their contribution to the transformation of our beautiful country. Keep making our country proud Ladies, you have our unwavering support.

@DaudiKabanda @JanetAkatukunda @RealMurungi Hon Toja kulya🤣🤣🤣

I want to meet @JanetAkatukunda and @RealMurungi tomorrow at the PLU secretariat.

@YiyoEjja Palmer

You receive a penalty in the 90th minute of a Champions League final when the game is 1–1. Who would you let take it?🤗🤗

@mkainerugaba @grok , what is RSF in full, the one being talked about in Gen MK's tweet

@AllanSseky Kati what is funny here😒

Oseka nokoowa 😂😂😂😂😂🙌

@912CroozeFM She doesn't love you. Leave her alone

STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART; My girlfriend recently sent me a list of what she expects for Valentine’s Day,... some expensive shoes ,a handbag and perfume that she saw online. She also wants a trip to Kigali. This is our first Valentine’s together, and I really want to make it special but that list is far beyond what I can afford, and she knows it because she knows how much I earn. I told her I had planned something simple, some roses for her and a romantic dinner. She laughed at me. She laughed and then she said if I don’t give her what she wants, she’ll find someone who can. I love her, but I’m hurt by her reaction. Please advise. George

@only1tommo @grok who is he

Wherever he is right now, I hope he's living his dream ❤️🧤