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Comedianne Mammito is facing criticism from members of Prophet Owuor's church after making this skit.

@ivymuthe NOTHING! The prophet mocked himself by misleading pple. Bure kabisa.

Mamito is truly playing with fire by daring to mock the mighty prophet of God, Pastor Awour, all in the name of chasing likes and clout online. How can she disrespect and ridicule such a powerful man of God so carelessly? She will soon see the consequences of her actions and learn the hard way how this will end for her.

@MillicentOmanga It's okay Mama miradi. BUT, what guarantee do we have that you're not being misled now? You will still come back with the same script!!! It's a script. Hakuna mambo ya misleading!!🚮🚮

@ummuh_Zahra A man's intention always has a bottom line when it comes to women & how he treats them. He can wait for 5 yrs to reach "Canaan", being married is not important to him. A man will give you very many gifts as long as he's still "campaigning". FACT!

So I got married last year to the man who sponsored my education. Have no kids yet though. Thanks to him, today I work as a government teacher in a secondary & high school. I actually just got recruited to this school where I teach Geography. But please, I'm confused. There's this particular guy, actually a male colleague of mine. He has been working here as a Biology teacher for 6 years. Since I arrived & started work, he has been so nice to me, guiding & showing me around, buying me gifts too, and keeping me company so I don't feel alone since I'm new. We got so close after a month. I don't know, but I just really feel so comfortable & safe with him, even more than my husband. I love his company. If I'm to be honest, I feel like I can share & tell him everything. Even my husband doesn't get me gifts like this guy does. He is such a kind & gentle man, i must comment, he truly knows how to treat a lady but something about his behavior, actually changed recently. Which leaves me confused. He switched from food gifts & started getting me underwear, bras, and perfumes. Even on 'Teachers Day' he bought me same gifts. This has actually been going on for about 2 weeks now. Please people, this keeps me wondering if it's okay that i keep collecting these gifts. Considering the fact that, I'm a married woman. Truth is, we've been so close, and I don't know how to go about rejecting these gifts since he is actually doing it with pure intentions, with no strings attached, and he's been so nice to me ever since I got here. I plead for your advice & guidance 🙏

@ahmednasirlaw Back in 2018, I knew a Governor(a friend) who had 400M KES in cash spread in 3 apartments in 3 major towns in Kenya. It's sickening.

If Kshs 500 million was recovered from just 4 junior govt officials, how much do you think is kept under mattresses from the Chief in Hindi, Lamu to the top echelons of goverment? My educated guess is that today, Sunday April 5th, over 10 billion dollars plus is under mattresses

@marriedmn Bruh, many of these marriages have got nothing to do with "marrying right". They stick to the marriage template. But life happens. Just. As long as mulilelewa differently, you'll always differ. The issue is how the cross purpose is handled.

Marriage is not all happiness and love, ask married men; - some of them sleep on couches - Some of them go weeks without sex - Some of them don't talk even to their wives for days - some don't eat in their homes; they eat in hotels and come home to sleep. - Some sit in their cars for a couple of minutes before walking in the house because there is no peace The house is yours, but you don't want to be there anymore, the woman you once admired and loved has now become a thorn in the flesh for you. Most men hold onto marriages because of kids. That's I always tell men, take your time, don't marry out of loneliness, don't marry because others are doing it, don't marry because of beauty and curves, just marry when you find a good woman who respects and listens to you even when she is mad at you.

@MutahiNgunyi Reality. Few will concur. I'm among the few.

Dear Tuju: Ruto has asked you to become his REAL friend. And all your PROBLEMS will go away. Just do it. Call him. You have his NUMBER. The bank that auctioned you is allegedly OWNED by Kikuyus in part. Fight on the RIGHT side of history. Kalonzo will NOT help you.

@NjiruAdv Wakili, you're beyond that. Wachia wakina Riggy Goon hii matope haina maana. By the way, how do you know he's a candidate wa kukunywa dawa? In that group of yours, kuna healthy looking individuals who need Mwarubaini!!!

Watu wakubali kunyua DAWA waache kusema ati wanapiga GYM. Gym gani hii iko Kwa JAWS pekee?

@almairagroup @NelsonHavi They already have a buyer with all that money! That's the implication. They know you can't raise all that at once...yako ni instalments za 15M!

@NelsonHavi Simple, pay the 450M and have your property back. Else, let Bomas of Kenya speak of his wickedness and corruption and then will decide whether to support him or not.

A property valued by the Bank at Kshs 3 Billion cannot be auctioned at Kshs 450 Million. That is not just fraud and theft, it is robbery with violence.

@NelsonHavi I concur. How is it 450M & you're asking for 2 billion? Is it a well orchestrated plan to come for more??

@betikaKe Can you please disable the "cash out" thing from your betting site! It was a marketing gimmick. It's no longer working...it has been replaced by "Invalid probability: 0". You've become cons!

@MutahiNgunyi As a chief intelligence receiver, he has alot of skeletons of all these pple. He knows exactly what he's alluding to. On this one, I believe him.

Did Ruto have a point when he called Riggy G a cold-blooded thief who stole from his DEAD brother? Was he RIGHT when he called Fatiangi FAT? Big stomach and a head about to Burst. And was he RIGHT when he doubted whether Wamalwa is a boy or a girl? There are no MORALS in politics

@DCI_Kenya It looks as if she acted alone! So, where does "conspiracy" come in? You can't conspire alone!

SUSPECT ARRAIGNED OVER KSHS. 3 MILLION POLICE RECRUITMENT SCAM Detectives in Mwea East have arraigned a suspect linked to a fraudulent scheme that defrauded members of the public of Kshs. 3,000,000 under the guise of securing employment in the National Police Service. The case was reported at Wang’uru Police Station by three complainants who alleged that the suspect, identified as Mercy Prudence Mbaika Mutie, falsely claimed she could facilitate their recruitment into the service. Relying on these claims, the victims handed over substantial sums of money. Upon receiving the funds, the suspect allegedly went into hiding and severed communication, prompting the victims to report the matter after efforts to recover their money failed. Following investigations by detectives from DCI Mwea East, the suspect was traced and arrested. She has since been arraigned before the Wang’uru Law Courts, where she faces charges of conspiracy to defraud contrary to Section 317 of the Penal Code, and three counts of obtaining money by false pretences contrary to Section 313 of the Penal Code. She was later released on a KSh 500,000/= cash bail with a surety of the same amount. The Directorate of Criminal Investigations cautions the public against engaging individuals purporting to influence recruitment into government institutions, and further reminds members of the public that recruitment into the National Police Service is transparent, merit-based, and strictly free of charge. #FichuaKwaDCI Call 0800 722 203 (toll-free) or WhatsApp 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!

@KenAseka @DCI_Kenya FYI...the word "released" is usually used to mean "granted". You find that the court has "granted" her the terms, but she won't pay immediately...it still remains she was "released".

@DCI_Kenya Poor Kenyans being conned. Did the suspect use part of the Ksh3M as cash bail?

@HonMosiria @HonMosiria You worry too much about non-issues. If you want to please kila mtu, uza ice cream! Hata kama ni clout chasing, so what? Do you & the world will adjust!!! Sitakulipisha for this very helpful advice.

IS THIS CLOUT CHASING HONESTLY AND I HAVE HELPED MANY THE SAME WAY ? Do you remember Mutua the young man I found stranded at Uhuru Park, hopeless after searching for a job for a long time without success? He had reached a point where he had lost all hope and requested me to at least give him fare so that he could travel back to the village to stay with his grandmother. When I shared his story on social media, my intention was simple: to give him visibility and hope that someone out there might see his situation and offer help. Unfortunately, many people criticized me. Some said it was wrong to give him fare back home instead of a job, while others accused me of posting his video for clout. But what many people do not understand is this: I do not own companies or businesses where I can employ everyone who comes to me seeking help. However, whenever I encounter genuinely needy cases like Mutua, I use my social media platforms to highlight their stories. In many instances, kind-hearted people come forward and offer assistance. Today, I am happy to confirm that Mutua has finally secured a job through the same social media platform that some people criticized. He is now working at Meat Lovers Restaurant along Moi Avenue, at Agriculture House next to Co‑operative Bank House. If anyone would like to support him or simply confirm this story, you are welcome to visit him there. What I did was guided by my conscience and by God. Today, Mutua is no longer stranded on the streets he has dignity, purpose, and a job. To those who supported and believed in this effort, thank you. And to those who spend time attacking others online, I encourage you to also step forward and help someone in need. Criticism alone does not change lives compassion and action do. For once, appreciate the effort and let us all focus on uplifting those who need help the most.

@itskipronoh A replica of my thinking...spot on.

Too much wisdom here. Trust Kenyans on social media at your own risk!

@AlinurMohamed_ @danstanomari for PRESIDENT. Great job. I will personally look for him to thank him profusely for this move. Safcom are smelling impunity from here to heaven! Great job.

Safaricom unlawfully released David Mokaya's private information to DCI without first obtaining a court order in Ruto Coffin case. Mokaya won the case & demands 200M from Safaricom for Data breach.If Mokaya beats Safaricom in this, it's over for Safaricom.

@paulinenjoroge These shouts should be heard louder at the voter registration. Akina Sifuna & his ilk should hold rallies next to IEBC voter registration centres. Otherwise wataosha nguruwe saaaana.

Imagine waking up as Ruto. You sit down for breakfast, only to be briefed that Rigathi Gachagua is holding a massive rally in Nairobi’s CBD. By lunchtime, just as you attempt a quiet moment, intelligence reports land on your desk. One of your key political point persons in Nyanza, Gladys Wanga, has been heckled in Kisumu. Youths there are chanting @HEBabuOwino’s name. Before the afternoon tea settles, another update arrives. Kakamega is electric! The chant of the moment is “Sisi ndio Sifuna,” ahead of Saturday’s mega rally. Guy has no choice but to call Kanja, and with a frustrated voice give one order… “Zima hao watu. Tear gas all of them”.

@HonMosiria Wachana na mambo ya sheria @HonMosiria, ametusaidia kutoa pamba in our eyes. He has exposed the truth in the dating scene. He's my kind of guy. Problem is, we can't handle the truth.

It is high time that foreign internationals respect rules of the land as they enjoy the Kenyan Cuisine "if you know you know" We are not lesser humans. Under International Human Rights Law - Even if the offender is foreign, Kenya can act under: Universal Declaration of Human Rights (Article 12) Protection from arbitrary interference with privacy.. That Russian man purported to have recorded vidoes enjoying kenyan "cuisine" if you know you know, must respect our land and commodities. International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights (Article 17) Protects individuals from unlawful attacks on honor and reputation. Kenya is a signatory to these instruments. always remember that. Will a Kenyan be left scot-free if found doing the same in their country.?? ( Russian guy )

@kenyasgossips Great guy...he's demystified the dating scene assuring us through his exposè, that it's not a matter of life and death. It's not worth the excessive effort. Ask once and you're rejected, go to the next. DATING IS A SCAM! PERIOD!

What lesson have you learnt from this Russian guy....?