Kai-za Minelli

Pussy so wet I found a pool noodle inside it.

Oh shit. It’s the first day of fall! Tug your nipples.

@KaiMyNameIs You need more fluids

Trying not to cum inside her when she's off birth control is like trying to spread cream cheese on a bagel.

If it's rapture day please let me fluff up a bit before I'm stripped.

I’ve got myself a personalised rug!

@Hereforthefre87 Has it got a Deep Pile?

What if after talking dirty we said "thank you for coming to my bedtalk".

@Hereforthefre87 Are you being raided?

Have a strange man rummaging around my garage. And not for the first time.

@Hereforthefre87 The homeless lady from Home Alone 2 can get it.

Men say that crazy woman are the freakiest. But I don’t see none of you lining up for the homeless cat lady screaming at pigeons and throwing her own shit. Work on your drive lads.

She looks up at me, I look down, deep into her eyes. "spit on it, I don't mind" I confirm. "are you sure?" she responds. "of course. I don't see how else we'll get out of this Chinese finger trap".

Babies wander, stumble, and babble incoherently and you think it's cute. But I do it and it's "drunk and disorderly." Pfft.

@Design_Assassin THE FUCK IS JOUTH JAKOTA DOING NOW?

I had to do a double take because I’m a pervert….

I don't know who needs to hear this but stop touching your face.

@MagsIsCookin Pretty sure the van drove away from me now! 😂

I don't really miss the drama and such of twitter. But good god I miss just having g a good group of people to talk to and joke around with.

@secondhandpenis @Feisty_Ginger_6 @LeePII74 @Design_Assassin @Bent_Canadian @RaidersMunoz @VAis4stoners @red_flag_raised @marvsgrl @jbnotbeiber @1friendlyHooker @2_bago @cw_fudge @_sssmudge

Today is #InternationalDayOfFriendship 🤍🤍🤍 Thank you for being a friend! @LordOfFuckery @LemonyKlem @okailydokely @thatonevice @GGGiantGinger @MrFisterThe3rd @JaysGhost1 @greenedamage @kevtagion @JustElliot @wordsmithlegend @SassyJailbait @RavenZech2 @mike_farmboy

@Feisty_Ginger_6 @LeePII74 @Design_Assassin @Bent_Canadian @RaidersMunoz @VAis4stoners @red_flag_raised @marvsgrl @jbnotbeiber @1friendlyHooker @2_bago @cw_fudge @secondhandpenis @_sssmudge Can someone DM me the screenshots of the posts? Stupid UK law change has them Hidden 😔

@LeePII74 @Design_Assassin @Bent_Canadian @RaidersMunoz @VAis4stoners @red_flag_raised @KaiMyNameIs @marvsgrl @jbnotbeiber @1friendlyHooker @2_bago @cw_fudge @secondhandpenis @_sssmudge Love you 💕💕💕