Kairo

disney springs is such a special place bc they’re always hosting first day on earth convention <3

Fortnite loading screens when your fat uncle comes in

@itsnotmyketchup driving a family member to the hospital when they had a heart attack while you were both drinking, it’s not intentional but i can understand it

Is there a circumstance in which drunk driving is justified?

Me leaving work through the emergency exit to avoid coworkers, connect to Discord, and tell the gang l'Il be on in 30

This shit is so fucking funny man. Irl roguelike runs

I’m about 2-3 failed job applications from joining Hamas

Girlfriend refuses to fuck me if the mewgenics soundtrack is playing, do I break up with her?

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Valorant have announced that every tournament now will have open qualifiers BRING ESPORTS BACK TO ITS ROOTS. W

@faustianwigger as a legitimate professional when it comes to respiratory arrest. this is just hypoxic convulsions.

Him seizing up after getting choked out for 30 seconds is because he was on drugs. Same reason why George Floyd died from a move that ordinarily wouldn't kill someone but did because of the drug-induced respiratory depression

@viewsceo hypoxic convulsions, 5th state of drowning caused by oxygen deprivation. i guess it also happens with any case where the body is deprived of oxygen.

Clavicular just PASSED out and started convulsing after getting choked out 😳

Treadmill is stuck in radians 😭😭. I'm so cooked

Streamer gets doxxed live by a mff named “Full Legal Name” the clues were there 😭

How it feels saying “Maybe” to plans I am 100% not attending