Kaitlin Jean

‘Lately I’ve been dressing for revenge’ I sing as I pull on a shirt my mom bought me from Kohl’s.

@janiehonor And sometimes, if you’re really lucky, they’re both!

@janiehonor You’re not wrong

@janiehonor He has a different generic white dude name that starts with an M!

@janiehonor Janie. There is still time to delete this.

@NewMexicoSpurs @premierleague @SpursOfficial @SouthamptonFC THE HYPE IS SO REAL

🚨 WE'RE BAAAAAACK! 🚨 Come hang with us as we kick off the new @premierleague season! ⚽️: @SpursOfficial v @SouthamptonFC 📅: August 6th at 8am MT 🍻: Desert Valley Brewing Co. #COYS #COYNMS

@Hurleboss 😂😭😭

@KaitDaug I keep one in drafts for every championship and Olympic year

Man those were rough exchanges

Baby’s first big boy ASV 😭❤️

@JWLevitt @InsideTracker I’d love to hear the experience of non-sponsored athletes. I can’t seem to find anyone to chat with who uses it without compensation.

I'm curious... since a lot of you have probably seen/heard about @InsideTracker, what would make it better/more useful for you?

Female Spurs fan here who is watching how Supporters Groups react to the Bissouma news verrrry closely to know which cities’ groups I’ll feel safe or not. Yes there are ambiguities, but signing a player with an outstanding sexual assault allegation is…something.

@AlisonMDesir I hate that I think I know what this is about and agree wholeheartedly.

@OTroubleB Step 1: bring your wife along

Now taking suggestions for how to look as gay as possible at my conservative Christian brother's (straight) wedding. I have three weeks to prepare. I present as a woman-whose-pronouns-you-should-probably-confirm-because-short-hair-equals-questionable-gender-identity?

And then there were 3! Brent joined the team and immediately got his hands dirty growing up a batch of comp cells. Official intro forthcoming but was too excited not to share 🥳

S/O to the asshole @Delta pilot on my flight today who announced how nice it was to see everyone’s faces again. Def didn’t make it more uncomfortable for those of us still masking AT ALL.

@ashiashay @fast_women And multiple times, sadly.

@fast_women Endlessly frustrating that the announcers still can’t seem to get Nikki’s pronouns right.

I have reached Gottman-esque levels of relationship success prediction based solely on whether one partner passive aggressively/“jokingly” shares how much they want to murder/sell/trade their partner on social media.

Mastermind walked so Wordle could run and y’all don’t seem to appreciate that.

Rude of them to not mention me and me 3:12, but ok.