Kale Gardner

What’s language do you speak? ⚪️English ⚪️Spanish 🔘Omaha/Lincoln License Plates

A guy’s way of saying: - How are you? - What do you want to do? - I didn’t hear you - What do you think you’re doing? - Hello - Salutations - Congratulations

*weather is above 30 degrees Nebraskans:

What happens when you are stuck inside a dorm room for a whole day

Someone: Where do you SEE yourself in a day? My Brain: *PLEASE DON'T SAY IT Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision

My 8-year old daughter: “Dad, what are you doing today?” Me: “I am staying at home to knock out some paperwork.” My 8-year old daughter: “You’re going to give papers concussions?”

When it’s September 21st

Iron Man (With Sound Effects) youtu.be/SK_pZDBAF8E

Hey @BlackEyedPeace, care to induct another member?

Hopefully this will help school get cancelled tomorrow

How To Get Out Of Bed In College

Alexa play “Here Comes Santa Claus (Trap Remix)”

*It's Thanksgiving🦃 My Brain: Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Me:

BIG MOOD!!! Timo Sikes (@SikesTimo) speaks for all of Islander nation this morning 🏈 @GishFootball @bcdouglass1 @john_reilly2 @Caleb_Francl10 @WearPurpleBGOLD @Jtwemhoff1 @ben_reilly_9 @KeyinW13 @Ace__25 @kssextro @Mitchyg52 #nebpreps

Go to 1:05 on this clip and you’ll see a magic trick

we got a slice of the bread, now we’re going for the whole loaf 🍞#shipbound

@musicalmandy7 I think it might be because I told you to get it 🤔🤔🤔

why am I back on Trivia Crack

@aidanpauley35 I know it’s only halfway through the semester but don’t go hitting your head!

@KaleG33, everyone. Enjoy.