Kaleb Bench

@smp_was_here @Fat_Electrician @SWRanchOfficial Doing what I can.

@Fat_Electrician, your merch made a debut on @SWRanchOfficial! Love it @KalebBench

@compliantvc Yeah the greatest thing to come out of Europe was the Christian enlightenment movement. The greatest thing to come out of the Christian Enlightenment. The United States of America.

Just heard an American bragging about the USA turning 250 years old Hilarious That's cute, but European civilization has been around for 2,800 years No wonder we are so much more advanced

@CDRomance_Spike Age of Conan is awesome!

Trying to remember the name of that one RPG where you start on a ship, it gets wrecked, and you wake up washed up ashore.

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world. And they are not handling it well. In the best possible way. Here is what they are discovering: Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time. Free water at every restaurant. Just appears. Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited. Free chips and salsa before you even order. Free warm bread with dinner. Ice in drinks like civilized people. Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact. Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going. Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it. Ranch dressing by the gallon. Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced. Dental care that actually works. Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s. Then they found the grocery stores. Five of them within one mile. Each one the size of an aircraft hangar. Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday. The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes. In silence. Processing. They finally understand why we do not have trains. We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive. Parking lots the size of small European countries. Airports in every city worth visiting. Why would we need trains. The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle. The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak. The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre. The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas. Welcome to America! The greatest country on earth.

@GuntherEagleman It’s like Poland had the right idea at Vienna. Too bad Europe spit on their entire history and embraced the religions of the left.

🚨 BRUSSELS ERUPTS in CHAOS as “invaders” RIOT for DAYS in the HEART of the EU Hooded migrant gangs building barricades, torching cars, looting stores, and hurling fireworks at police, while legacy media stays DEAD SILENT.

@DrClownPhD Not often are your expectations met. When they are it’s gloriously hilarious and sweet.

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

@EricLDaugh That’s because these traitors are making money off the fraud also:

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Nick Shirley FOLLOWED the California Speaker of the House and a Senator for pushing the Stop Nick Shirley Act, which CRIMINALIZES anti-fraud journalism They were stumbling, panicked, REFUSING to acknowledge that levying up to $50K fines for journalism is TYRANNY SHIRLEY: "Speaker Rivas...AB 2624? Is there a conflict of interest with Mia Bonta, and her husband being the ATTORNEY GENERAL?" RIVAS: "I don't know." *Runs into car* 🤯 SHIRLEY: "These people won't even answer the questions."

@EricLDaugh @BillMelugin_ Death penalty. And stop calling them illegal aliens. Call them what they are, enemy combatants. Military aged males that come to the country with the goals to commit acts of violence, disregard and disrespect the lives of US citizens, and openly mock our system and country.

Just heard that @nickpopemod passed. Grateful for the opportunity to hang out with Nick and get to know him. RIP Nick. I will always appreciate great the memories at Phenomicon. #UFO #History #RIP #uap #GodBless

@NewswirePatriot She should be charged as an accomplice in the murder get the same sentence.

🚨 BREAKING: Governor DeSantis is calling for the IMMEDIATE IMPEACHMENT of Judge Tiffany Baker. Judge Baker released a child rapist who was a KNOWN danger to society. While out on bail, the rapist tortured and killed a 5 year old little girl. Should she be impeached?

@KeithFrank36 Nope!

@KalebBench Bet you haven’t seen that around the Ranch!!!!

This is rich

@pureMetatron Because the democrats and their bosses want you to hate the US. They hate its founding its principles, ideals, the whole system. And yes Lincoln was a Republican.

I'm really confused. Abe Lincoln was a Republican. How is this not common knowledge?

@KeithMalinak The same reason all Americans have been forced to pay federal income tax capital gains tax, and all other taxes since 1913. Because we are viewed as slaves. No single American should be paying Any of them.

I will never understand why active members of the US military aren't exempt from paying federal income taxes.

@MylesDaley That’s because it’s actually a western. Just a little spacey.

In general, I don't like scifi. That being said, will rewatch Firefly this weekend.

@ChrisBartelSWR @The_Astral_

@The_Astral_ That’s how I got hired at BAASS. I’m actually a Nordic and had to assist with the recovery of my spacecraft that crashed on Skinwalker Ranch. It was a Long trip from Orion’s Belt.

James Fox says Bob Bigelow personally told him that aliens are walking among us. 👽

The SECRET of SKINWALKER RANCH FT. @KalebBench TDP Welcomes Back KALEB BENCH (Skinwalker Ranch)- A Veteran of the U.S Marine Corps. and Current Law Enforcement officer- Kaleb Is known for his Role as Security on The Infamous Paranormal-Otherworldly hotspot, Skinwalker Ranch. The Hit Series "Secret Of Skinwalker Ranch" can be seen on The History Channel. youtube.com/live/Cq1wQhlQF… via @YouTube #UfoX

@NickJFreitas @ksorbs Millstones, rope and ocean tides are cheaper.

@ksorbs I volunteer to man a wood chipper.

Struggling to wrap my head around this. Tim Tebow gave Congress a map with 338,000+ unique IP addresses in the United States that have traded/shared images of children being sexually abused in the past 6 months and NOBODY is talking about it.

@its_GTdawg @ZubyMusic That’s been the main attack for almost 100 years.

@KalebBench @ZubyMusic One of the primary problems that’s happening right now in the United States is that we are getting away from our Christian roots. The success of the country is primarily based on honesty in life and in business.

I have a theory that 90% of problems could be fixed if everybody just stopped lying. From governments, to corporations, to the media, to the everyday man and woman.

youtu.be/NHHL6V5f8Q8 An interview about different experiences and information from my time on Skinwalker Ranch and before I came to the ranch.