Kalin (🔜 EW)

Uh, Hello there! My name is Kalin. Some of you might already know me, and that's okay. The Scions (Mainly Alphinaud and Alisaie...) forced my hand and I had to make a "twitter" but it's called X? Is this like a Chocobo and the Egg type of thing?

@Supurreme I love Harchefant so anyone who also loves Harchefant is awesome, doubly if they like to smooch him because he's in the "if I were not straight" pile

Do you guys like my #Them just wondering 👉👈😳🫣

@xxxdm69420 Kalin gets tossed around like a football star at a frat party for the whole night for one goal in mind: The Cuddle Puddle.

@KalinShirogane So cute…. Kalin big pimping..

So you might have noticed I didn't delete it, and frankly it's because I think I lowkey cooked making it, maybe I'm a chef in the kitchen of Kalin getting touched. Also the fact that Y'shtola is that tiny compared to the 2 of them makes me think of things that r kind of insane

@xxxdm69420 Dude you're gonna be the 8th!!! That's so fire!!!

I got an internship in NORTH DAKOTA… goodbye y’all ♥️ time to be among the 7 people in that state

@peceragluglu I think it's because if you take the jacket off dante he kinda just looks like a fuckboy. I think lowkey they cooked in 3 with his lack of shirt and I prefer that in general on dante compared to just full no shirt.

This reminds me how much I dislike the Dante DMC5 mods shirtless. I don't know if it's the models, or if it's just me who prefers seeing him in his shitty red trench coat. I think he looks sexier

The Dark Knight Quests are still probably my favorite quest line in the game. It just hits different and has the largest concentration of banger lines.

I need glasses to see, it's mainly for distance though so most things in front of me are fine. I wear them all the time though for my daily use and for most of my pairs I've given them longer arms so they're more secure on my horns.

@Supurreme Can I offer you a sassy lizard in this trying time? He even has a rolex on!

Can I get some good vibes chat I'm suffering

Having a Weird feeling in my body I don't really vibe with

@xxxdm69420 No no lizard did many things wrong like -not want to be the WoL -want to run away -beat up his own dad -was kind of a dick to Harchefant -Was really mean to Alphinaud because his friend just fucking died and it's his fault and only his Did get hugged by Edmont like a mf tho

@KalinShirogane Lizard hibernates in cold weather ☝️ you did nothing wrong

Back during my time in Ishgard, I was horrible for sleeping in! Couldn't blame me though, I never slept much. Nowadays you'll hear some grumbling but I'll get up eventually.

@xxxdm69420 Kalin's explanation is he lucked out on Yda and Papalymo and Yda seems like she would have taken a cat off the streets

@KalinShirogane Only explanation is that WoL is extremely sexy or extremely pitiful or both

Emery lore of the day is that he was genuinely homeless in Limsa from age 17-18 it was chill though he slept on that one bench to the southwest of the aetheryte

Things have been a little too hetslop and wholesome so take this video of my guy suffering because I sometimes be cooking with video editing :]

@bumpfister Rocky I want u to know I'd kill all the astrophage for you :]

BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD

@MakiZenos "You call yourself a lancer, but when I see you all I can call you is a prancer." *through tears* "fuck you fuck you fuck you"

@KalinShirogane Rap battle like on Tomodachi life wouldve gone hard lowkey

My friend, allow me to break it down for you.

@xxxdm69420 Ough my goodness I lobe them... I want to stick them onto the fridge, also I know your wife's pain because gun to my head ask me to draw Kalin's horns? Tell my family I love them

.@KalinShirogane wife rendition (left), my rendition (right) thanks for boy <3

The wol art shall begin here.

@xxxdm69420 Have a few Kalins (And a rare serving cunt Kalin! Rare drop!)

I’m drawing y’all’s WoLs today . Give them here 🤲👐

@xxxdm69420 That hungry ahh bird

Kawaii at Waffle House 💕💕🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍♥️♥️♥️