Dr. Sam Kamau

@WaruiJohn2 Walia nini ndugu

A club that wins nothing year-in-year-out shouldn't sabotage International football FIFA should take actions You can't be useless in winning trophies and at the same time sabotaging international football..NO!!

@EricNjiiru Usilie sanaa

FIFA should introduce a rule where players who pull out of an ongoing international break don't play the corresponding league fixture

@Branicemercy Missiles

Nafunga na wewe chronicles 🤧

@kamauwaruhiu Uko na ya Veterinary

I have every possible career in my contacts except police .I used to have a few of them until I noticed that when you get arrested they are never close to help out ,they only appear when you have been extorted . Conmanship Iko na police "friends " ogopaa.

I bought this car for 45k spent 100k on it and sold it for 35 k with a warning from the traffic commandant in kabete it was never to be seen on any Kenyan road ,we have tried in this life we have tried.

@peterkinnzomo @kuriasolomonK @AdamMaina_ And can you Kangemians learn how to do waste management, ile uchafu mnamwaga kwa barabara si mzuri

@kuriasolomonK @AdamMaina_ Kangemi never disappoints. You will find even mkokotenis and boda bodas crossing like pedestrians, or even keeping right like we are in Enugu, Nigeria Not to mention one lane that’s a parking space and the second one a matatu stage.

Kangemi traders and matatu operators must understand that this is an international road. This section really annoys!!!

@Gidi014 Embryology and Histology -,almost made me leave vet school

Which unit humbled you in college/University?

@georgediano If you have a cat or a dog, ensure they are annually vaccinated against rabies. If beaten, seek medical treatment immediately

Meet Wachira, Tomcat CEO, the Ruai nightlife governor, spender of bottles, mover of crowds. The man owned the night. Then one small mutina decided to humble him. Wachira got bitten by a rabid dog and was told the 7 days injection would cost 14K pesa taslimu. Fourteen thousand Only for his medication. Our legend looked at the bill and said, “Ati 14K juu ya boskoo? Ní urimu” and walked out of the hospital like a man who still had options. Last Friday, Friends and relatives gathered at his farm to eat that rice that cooks one-one with osumbuko meat plus soup on the side, as they escorted his coffin to the ground. Let that Sink in. A man who owned a joint, Moved cash, Poured drinks for crowds, Couldn’t release 14K to save his own life. That’s how pride buries people. Rabies doesn’t negotiate. Death doesn’t accept excuses. And funerals don’t refund regrets. GENTLEMEN, Spend less on noise & Invest more in remaining alive. Wachira made a terrible judgment call, and the price wasn’t paid by him alone, his dependants and loved ones are now carrying the receipt. And let’s be honest, he’s not the only one who ignores small issues. We all do. Most of us are just luckier. Now listen carefully, my people,, Rabies is 100% fatal without treatment. No appeal, No extension. I learnt this the hard way when I was once beaten senseless by a crossbreed of Chihuahua & Boskoo Mutina pale Greatwall Gardens. The moment the owner (a yellow yellow damsels with standing boobies & tirries pointing towards kimende) saw me bleeding, she offered me unsolicited coochie. To me I saw it as “Mungu Leta” Ikus. And because I was a certified mumu man, fully dick-driven, I accepted a site visit to her Kilgoris riparian land instead of rushing to hospital. Two days later,, fever, Wild migraines, Head doing press-ups. I was slowly connecting to Sayuni's WiFi signal. That’s when I dragged myself to the hospital only to be told I was a dead man walking. I was given five deadliest injections, painful enough to be felt up to kisigino for Five straight days. No negotiations, No masculinity, Just survival. Rabies is not a joke my people. Don’t be a Wachira, Don’t be a legend at night and a lesson by Friday. Our boy is currently cooling his heels in Sayuni engaging with his ancestors one on one. Ni mbaya,, Chesaa!! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

Molo town has got to be the town with the largest number of probox in Kenya

@9k_aris ,,,,,,,

And because you're here follow me I'm very funny

My pal ashai enda kununua sublenya huko China square yk kule you can get any variety. Jamaa ni kama ndio ilkwa first time so Waka nego and agreed on 3000UGx jamaa aka ingia kazi lkn Kuna makosa ilifanyika....

Naivasha is a funny place It's the only town with those funny matatu called Maluti

@Marvine_KE @NateXclusive_ That's a very valid question, who wants peanuts ??

@NateXclusive_ Stop badmouthing GenZ you F*cking moron. Is it bad for them to ask? What kind of job have you offered them and you yourself is joblessness. Jidishi ! Khabusie!

@georgediano Guy been rolling with Range rovers, Benz and full police escort

After a successful surgery abroad, the self-proclaimed Mightiest Prophet of god, the CEO, Founder & Sole Distributor of Miracles, has finally landed in Nakuru. The reception looked like a presidential inauguration mixed with a Black Friday sale at Naivas. Nakuru CBD was on lockdown. Roads were scrubbed like they were about to host Jesus himself. People were seen washing tarmac with Omo, Ariel & Jik, just in case holiness might slip and fall. Nakuru road has never been this clean, even during the rainy season. Followers were busy chanting, crying, rolling and shaking their Nyash to the max, ready to receive firsthand miracles from Nabii. This same prophet who heals barrenness, blindness, ulcers, heartbreak, witchcraft, unemployment and even phone battery problems had to fly abroad for treatment because his own legs were buffering like Zuku internet in the rain. Now Kenyans are confused. Because this is a man who claims to have direct WhatsApp access to God. They allegedly talk more than besties who share dildo cables. Walimwengu back here are asking, If God can heal Mama Njeri’s back pain from Nakuru,, If God can fix Otieno’s stomach ulcers from kondele, If God can restore Wi-Fi to believers, Why couldn’t He just stretch His holy fingers and say “Receive your healing pal”. Instead of him booking a flight, applying for visa, and queuing at immigration like a normal mortal. Right now, Nakuru people are not just cleaning roads, they are also cleaning logic. Because apparently, You can heal the whole village, but when it’s your turn, you must go abroad like other fraud politicians. Truly, miracles are available, but apparently, they don’t include the prophet himself. Hii ni Maajabu. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu. 👀

@georgediano Mimi nangoja mtu anipigie simu 25th jioni ati ngombe imekataa kuzaa

People with careers walifunga kazi last week, watarudi next year 12th. Watu wa employment bado wako kazi hadi 23rd alafu warudi 28th. Alafu sasa Kuna sisi walala hoii, tuko on siku zote juu ata hiyo 25th unaeza itiwa kibarua yaku unblock choo ama kuchunia City delegates avocado.

@timothymathai A vet here

David Munyua has inspired a thought, do guys still study veterinary medicine?!

@evenmaina Not a bad day being a vet

You could spend your whole life being a veterinarian then when you’re about to clock 30, on a random day you go to the club and your friend introduces you to Darts, you lock in and the next thing you know you are a world champion two years later.

𝗘𝗖𝗙 𝗩𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝗩𝗦𝗥𝗜 The East Coast Fever (ECF) Vaccinators Training was successfully conducted at VSRI from 9th–11th December, bringing together participants for an intensive, hands-on learning experience aimed at strengthening ECF control in the field. Over the three days, trainees were taken through key areas including the background of ECF, Infection and Treatment Method (ITM) immunization, the economic impact of the disease, and proper vaccine handling and storage. They also had an opportunity to tour various laboratories—among them the Hematology Lab—to deepen their understanding of diagnostic and research processes essential for disease management. The programme also featured a practical farm visit to Kamuguga, where trainees applied their newly acquired knowledge in real farm conditions. The training concluded with the awarding of certificates, marking an important milestone for all participants. We celebrate the dedication of all trainees and their commitment to improving animal health and supporting farmers across the country

@sifa_bavina Vets have a different view of this

On a serious note have you wondered why animals don't have to brush their teeth but never seem to have teeth problem?

@FCBayernEN Go home to your families

Time is ticking 😔 ✨ 90' | #ARSFCB | 3-1 ✨

ANOTHER BIG EUROPEAN WIN IN THE BOOKS ✅