Admiral Kamwigu

"So IEBC" have been making Kenyans wake very early and waste a a whole god damn day voting and then revise and manipulate our votes in favour of who pleases and serenades their pocket?

@sheyihade B any day.

Which kitchen would you like to cook in 😋😋😋? A or B

@djxxxtreme1 @Zoemkoena But the destination are reached in different time bro. A hundred metres run by Usain bolt can't be same to that of Shericka Jackson.

@KamwiguMoses @Zoemkoena Come on man, we started a journey together, we are both moving, we both are almost there, you decided to start all over, I should start with you? HELL NO 😂😂😂

The irritating thing about the female orgasm is most of the time, it requires concentration. One mistake and you're back to square one

@Adrian_realestt Thanks to that girlie from Makueni county. That girl taught my naivety plenty of shit. Stay blessed Christine ☺️.

Much respect to the girls who let us hit although we had no experience

@dammy4trueluv Hehehe. I just like this. Not forgetting to check what kills 'em and source of their generational wealth.

After Genotype, blood group and HIV test before marriage. Also run a PSYCHIATRIC TEST

@YoNiggaOverHere Must be having a super 🔥 C.

What it mean when he fck you 3 times in one night 😫😫

@paisylynn Hehehe! Sidhani.

Saii ni rahisi kupata dem virgin kuliko kupata boy hana baby mama😭💔

@teefehbaby We're getting back to where we were before we went wrong...

As a woman, the best thing to pray for is to be with a man who provides everything without you needing to work or ask.

@Chime_Fave To not make it in life.

If late marriage is a woman’s biggest nightmare, what’s every man’s biggest nightmare?

@MartinnaMaree Do you have to preserve marriage or job?😂

I hate me a nigga that doesn't cum fast for morning glory because I'mma get my 2nd warning letter at work you fool😤😤😤😿😿

@SharonO44776 The moment you do that. You'll be cooked girlie.

There's this new obsession of niggas wanting to come to a girl's house 🤧💀smh

@bevalynekwambo3 I hope autaki kututoroka kimpango Beverley 🤭.

Uuuuuuuui 💀 Kuna mahali nilibet arsenal ikishinda nitavaa jersey yao season ijayo mzima💀

@NoupebN @Zoemkoena @Solangettee It's a brainy thing mmelady.

@Zoemkoena @Solangettee This is too real You lose focus and that’s it. You might start all over but won’t get there anymore

@djxxxtreme1 @Zoemkoena That's so selfish broda 😂

@Zoemkoena She is back to square one because my own orgasm don’t need all that 😂😂😂she better find a way to get her mind focus because if I’m done she better have that orgasm already 😂😂😂

@Zoemkoena @geriatricabound So Zoe, it's generally not a man's affair? 😂

@Lennoxkatana1 @ahmednasirlaw You belong to Facebook.

@ahmednasirlaw Gashagwa is clueless out spoken cault leader who his followers are blind and depend on unverified information. His advisers are lawyer who don't sea anything good out of there tribe It make it worse hooliganism is his style of politics central kenya count the highest loss

Subhanallah! Even kindergarten kids know our oil comes through the Strait of Hormuz, bwana Gachagua!

@ChristineK95443 @Lennoxkatana1 @ahmednasirlaw He doesn't even know I guess.

@Lennoxkatana1 @ahmednasirlaw What is he saying, people?

@sholard_mancity When you hear, "With all due respect " jua formation ni 4-3-3😂.

Things just got awkward live on TV. Opiyo Wandayi claimed they had agreed a deal with matatu operators to end the strike and even said there were no questions only for one of the matatu leaders to go live moments later and completely contradict him. This is exactly the kind of courage Kenya needs. Speak the truth publicly. Don’t let leaders rewrite reality while cameras are rolling.

@sholard_mancity They shouldn't celebrate much. This is Kenya. Sometimes a hyena kid is only safe with hyena not wolves.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has just made a massive ruling on YOUR pension money. Attorney General Dorcas Oduor and 3 others LOST the case while defending the government’s position. For years, the government treated pension money deducted from workers’ salaries as if it were public money. That is why pension schemes faced endless bureaucracy, procurement rules, delays, and costly approvals before investing your savings. The Association of Retirement Benefits Schemes challenged this in court. They lost in the High Court. Lost again in the Court of Appeal. But on 15th May 2026, the Supreme Court finally ruled in their favour. The court declared that pension schemes sponsored by public entities and state corporations are PRIVATE TRUSTS, not government money. Meaning? Your pension is YOUR money. Not the government’s. Trustees can now invest faster, avoid unnecessary procurement bureaucracy, and potentially grow retirement savings better for millions of Kenyans. This is one of the biggest financial rulings most wananchi have never heard about.

@Gitz__ Seems like I know the lady. Holy Shit!

That black CX-5 imechomwa leo belongs to a lady vying for Kilimani MCA seat on a UDA ticket.

@badtingt Mtoto kunyonyo matiti seeing tats won't be good for him/her.