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Mūndū wa wanja

@geriatricabound

Dr. nomad, sybarite, stirrer, free spirit, scholar.

Solitary street traveler. Katılım Şubat 2011
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Mūndū wa wanja@geriatricabound·
It provides me great relief that Pickmeshas actually do get picked. Usually by those kinds of men they've been pandering to. Then, the maparagraphs, bubbles za mapua, calls for solidarity etc begin. I relish.
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Mūndū wa wanja@geriatricabound·
I'm thinking of Shirley this evening. To die, we all must.
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Alice M. Simushi
Alice M. Simushi@applechews_·
Years ago, I lost a family member to commercial sex work. She contracted HIV and couldn’t accept it. Within two years, it progressed to AIDS. I nursed her for three weeks before she died. I had her phone throughout and it kept buzzing 🧵
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Alice M. Simushi
Alice M. Simushi@applechews_·
My notifications are updating so fast, I can’t reply to everyone. She died on 27th September 2018 (aged 26). The song she played most in her last days was Mumutende by Chileshe Bwalya. In the hospital ward, she knelt on the floor for hours, talking to her God. She was…🧵
Alice M. Simushi@applechews_

Years ago, I lost a family member to commercial sex work. She contracted HIV and couldn’t accept it. Within two years, it progressed to AIDS. I nursed her for three weeks before she died. I had her phone throughout and it kept buzzing 🧵

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Lady Sehara
Lady Sehara@SeharaNatural·
@RezaNasri1 They are an embarrassment. Used car salesmen sent by a snake oil salesman.
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Iron Lady. (African Jacana)
Kumbe haikuwa hangover ya Tequila? I was baking a whole human 😊
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Mùriù Bazenga
Mùriù Bazenga@SawaniMark·
The poor young lady lost the entire ear and has a very deep wound on her head exposing the skull.I am urging well wishers and lawyers on this TL to take up this matter in good faith. We can alao channel financial support since she has a bill & she will need skin grafting .
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Gituma Nturibi
Gituma Nturibi@gitts·
I just paid an M-pesa paybill from Airtel money and i got the transaction costs back as airtime. Catch me using M-pesa app again!
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Big Diesel.
Big Diesel.@manmahuro·
Getting home and getting turned around to go to a mortuary wasn't in my bingo cards for this week.
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Mūndū wa wanja@geriatricabound·
Hii mambo of dispensing advice without qualification or licensing watu wareduce.
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TiskTusk@TiskTusk·
Ugali na muffins for supper🤒
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Mūndū wa wanja@geriatricabound·
@KatheuNzyimi @beldinkaaray What? So a person can get an IUD inserted and removed without an order from the courts? Nothing is more painful or more humiliating (they insist on inserting it when on period, something something about the cervix) eeeh let my basal thermometer reign.
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𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉@KatheuNzyimi·
@beldinkaaray Have you tried the IUD? It's the most effective lakini the cramps you'll get in the first 6 months utaitana. Plus haiaffect weight
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Beldinkaaray
Beldinkaaray@beldinkaaray·
Has anyone had a good experience with that implanon ya mkono(kama ya eve mungai)? The last time I put it nilinona kama ngoima in weeks na nilikuwa nanyesha once once😂💀💀💀
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Mungai Kihanya
Mungai Kihanya@mungaikihanya·
These streets are not for the faint-hearted. I have been attacked for being old, for being educated, for being a scientist, for being a Kikuyu, for supporting one govt policy, for opposing a govt policy, for reading a document, for not reading a document... and so on and so forth
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Mūndū wa wanja@geriatricabound·
When I become a fauxtherapist, I'll focus my talents on marriage counselling because I truly enjoy a good salacious tale. Then nurture a signature look: eyes round and doe shaped, lips turned down, brows down ask "waaa, saaa uta-do?" That will be 6,500 sir/ma'am.
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Mūndū wa wanja@geriatricabound·
@Rozay_kamau It's Saturday Rosemary, I would've responded properly to you but I'll leave you to enjoy. Bora uhai kamum.
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