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live and Let live

Katılım Ocak 2022
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KENYA GOSSIP CLUB
KENYA GOSSIP CLUB@kenyagossips·
Oga Obinna: “What If We Organize An Exhibition Boxing Match At State House In The Next One Month Between Mbavu Destroyer And Majembe, Or Someone Else, With Different Artists Performing Too?”
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Decoded
Decoded@Bygones_24·
Kikuyus grow the fck up n chart future without kenyatta like kalenjin did moi. You want to become Luos with odinga slaves. Muthamaki my arse. Wacha uhuru adeal na chemo na radiotherapy. Take leadership from Gathietha. Meet n pick Irungu kangat or Ndidi Nyoro. Watu wako na future. Not impeached ones
Hon.Gathoni Wamuchomba, HSC, MP@hon_wamuchomba

A humble letter to MUTHAMAKI Uhuru Kenyatta. My political god father with utmost respect, I address you not for lack of respect but because you became unavailable. I don’t blame you ; you were told in the Mountain there are no leaders but brokers . During your last years of your presidency you were advised to block your siblings ; we were a bother to you . You blocked us , left us in the cold; without political direction. Eventually,we found a friend called William Ruto and who Embraced us truly ; todate . Fortunately you had introduced him to us in 2012 and 2017, after your relection you told us he’s your “mtu wa mkono”. That we must pass through him to see you . We obeyed but along the way you fell out ; yes it was Cold War . We were at the crossroads unknowingly so. Fast foward , we ran to him he embraced us and we supported him and he was Elected president. We didn’t get your signals ( that he was bad ) and you did not tell us directly and you restrained from telling us what you knew . Though I’m tempted to think you wanted us to suffer and learn a lesson . Ooh we have ! , though painfully. Sadly the pains of paying debts and being heavily taxed were your creation since you left a big Debt. For two years Tumeumia but gladly your stalled projects are now getting revamped. Your pet project Mau mau roads are Now getting funded to completion. We feel somehow relieved. Fast foward; we thank God you are now available for us. You message calling for unity is home; But with who ? Munene we are fragmented and full of hate as a mountain.!I know we defied you and even talked back at you . Apologetically I can confirm that we have created big cracks in the mountain. Munene , with utmost respect, your party Jubilee was our home or so we believed . But you vacated and handed us over to “Baba Wa Kambo” he only cooks “matoke “ for us and we are used to “Mukimo” Why did you do that Munene ? Your first borns are at pains wondering why you had to pass the mantle to “baba Wa kambo “ season 2. Remember you had introduced us to the other “Baba “ the one we Refused to call Baba even after you pleaded ? Anyway “kienjagwo uria mwene Enda . “ Your call of UNITY in the Mountain is welcome , But with who ? Wamunyoro? Ok if you mean it don’t do this in funerals , summon us officially. As we wait , Mugo wa Kibiru had prophesied that the mountain will NEVER rest till we construct and bless a THINGIRA. Munene , fortunately The Thingira is Now set to start in Githunguri Kia Wairera on the sacred land and it’s fully Funded by the Regime of the day . But the same Remnants of Discord are inciting against it for political gains . We now need peace and unity . I’m looking foward to that SUMMON call from you . Calling the so called Itungati and wasaliti to a unity forum . But before the call sir, kindly ask Mr Wamunyoro to Stop body shaming his brothers from Mlima calling them Sapranos……it’s not manly to do so . As our DAD and for unity’s sake, kindly tell Mr Wamunyoro to stop abusing his Mlima brothers calling them Tukunias. Indeed he lead us to Ruto in 2017 and so he’s the biggest Gakunia. Tell him to respect women leaders and stop using their skirts “Malinda“ analogy to demean women elected leaders. Tell him to stop spewing abuses at the church alters. Tell him to stop inciting the mountain against other communities, Tell him that You are the Bona-Fide Kingpin and ONLY you can order the mlima politically since you are the Only ONE with Muthiigi. You are the only one permitted to Negotiate for Mlima for NOW , Munene , call the mountain to ORDER. We love and Respect You. Yours truly, Kamami ,

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Kingpin of Kenya
Kingpin of Kenya@ClintonObonyo·
Huyu dem ametoka sherehe, habanos and the guys whom they were parting with, lied to her they are sending her fare,
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MethoDman
MethoDman@polo_kimanii·
Ruto has lost credibility. They are not having it even in the rurals 🤣🤣
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The Mayor
The Mayor@themayor_ke·
Huko Rift Valley wamejaa ngori ana tangu Uhuru aongee😂😂😂
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Rash ™
Rash ™@Rashousmane·
Reminds me of when my first phone was stolen in Nairobi. Watu wakishuka last stage in the KBS bus, nikienda kushuka wa kwanza, someone just picked it from my pocket and I clearly saw him. Nikasimama kwa mlango nikasema hakuna kushuka hadi hawa vijana wanirudishie simu yangu. Nikaambiwa, “unless hii basi ni ya baba yako ndio hawatashuka” No one helped me 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
The Kenyan Vigilante@KenyanSays

A Young man couldn't believe his phone was snatched from him by a group of young men who didn't even run after taking his phone!

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Mbabz
Mbabz@Kalasinga_·
Wait. What am I seeing on instagram about Mutwiri?
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Mutembei TV
Mutembei TV@MutembeiTV·
Ati Uhuru anasema niliwaonya! sijui nini" Si wewe ulinifanya president 2022" Angry Ruto responds to Uhuru!!
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kumpaff
kumpaff@kumpaffu·
@Maryian96 @Maryian96 how do u even listen to this bullshit? Naskianga huyu jamaa wenu akiongea nashindwa kuelewa the audience... Now imagine if this was someone you'd want to associate with in the future.. would you?
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Mary Njoroge
Mary Njoroge@Maryian96·
"Niliuliza Kindiki akiwa Cs interior unataka kuuwa watoto wetu kwa nini akasema unataka nifanye nini na Rais ashasema wauliwe" waaaaaaah Riggy g fears only God!! Damn it...
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Ezzy
Ezzy@ezzyskii·
That friend thats Overly Aggressive in front of girls😂😂😂😭😭
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Wilson
Wilson@Weeleey6·
Huku kumbe milisema WANTAM 🤣🤣🔥
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B r🦁n
B r🦁n@BeastofJuja·
@mfsvlly JaymohDecin(Choke Jingli) is really doing a good job. He has creativity and execution is top notch.
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Sullivan
Sullivan@mfsvlly·
Comedy ended with Shiti. New age comedians kama Mwirigi, Mokaya, Mjaka, Mluo would only convince me to laugh if they impaled their buttholes on top of the Eiffel Tower. Zero creativity behind skits juu target audience ni vipii and TikTokers who do not have much going on upstairs
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Kandayamoko
Kandayamoko@Kandayamoko3·
There's a big update coming on UnitFlowFinance (Formerly ArcFlow Finance), but before that, let me give you a quick intro
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jester o'toole
jester o'toole@thejester·
im gonna let you on a not so secret the reason these kols are hating on $burnie isn't because it's a bad meme or that it's insider trading or any of that they push bad memes and bundle them and insider trade on them ALL DAY EVERY DAY they're mad because @toly didn't shill THEIR bags if you see one of these serpents, cut it off at the head. block them, they are venomous and not good for this space.
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Evan wa Memba
Evan wa Memba@EvanoMemba·
Ukifungulia bibi biz ishike aanze kukudharau.. tuma wezi waibe Kila ktu 😂😂 advice to married men
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